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Chapter 70 You're Really a Scoundrel
Chapter 70 You're Really a Scoundrel
"He's not the same as before; he's famous now."
"I opened short videos, and all the trending videos in our city are about him," Lin Lan explained.
The platform has been promoting this hamster so much that it's no longer the same as before; it's become a celebrity animal.
"Isn't this great? Hongrushan Zoo looked like it was about to go out of business, but now that it has a star animal, at least it can keep the zoo running."
After listening, Fengpao continued.
This big hamster has become famous, that sounds pretty good.
At least we don't have to worry about the Hongrushan Zoo going out of business, which is a good thing no matter how you look at it.
But this doesn't seem to concern them much; the other party doesn't need to specifically tell them about it.
"If that were all, it would be a good thing, but you have to look at the current condition of this big hamster."
As Lin Lan spoke, she flipped through the screenshots.
The image above shows a large brown bear hugging the differential and gearbox, with the tires pressing against it.
"Is this... is that hamster? When did he become so fond of exercising?"
Upon seeing the blasting cannon while he was cooking, he paused in his cooking.
Is that hamster that's training? It looks so unreal to him.
"I'm saying you only focus on his training, but you didn't see what kind of equipment he used, did you?"
Upon hearing this, Lin Lan couldn't help but feel exasperated, saying it was like talking to a brick wall.
"I see it! It's just tires and car parts. I'm not stupid, do you think I wouldn't recognize these things?"
As he spoke, Fengpao fed Fengpao another big mouthful of rice.
Although he doesn't know much about auto repair, he does recognize things like gearboxes, tires, and differentials.
"Do you know how heavy these things are? Putting aside the front, just these eight big tires together, do you know that they weigh more than 400 kilograms?"
"And swinging it up and hitting it on your head will only generate a greater impact."
As Lin Lan finished speaking, she glanced at the wind cannon again.
She explained it so simply and clearly, the other person should know what she meant, right?
"You mean this giant hamster has mutated?"
Once he came to his senses, Fengpao finally understood what the other person was saying.
"Isn't that obvious? While an ordinary brown bear can also push such a heavy object, it can't do it for long."
"And this big hamster can lift all these things up with its head."
"Would you believe him if he didn't mutate?" Lin Lan said, then handed her phone to Feng Pao.
"So, what do you suggest we do next?"
After taking over the pneumatic cannon, he didn't even bother to eat.
"Naturally, we should inform Hongrushan Zoo to keep a low profile to avoid being targeted by those with ulterior motives."
"If all else fails, you can also consider sending it to our department."
"After all, the appearance of a strange beast in a zoo is a disaster. Even if the beast does nothing, other forces will not let it go."
Lin Lan adjusted her glasses and spoke.
A strange animal raised in a zoo is much more attractive than one in the wild.
Wild animals grow up in their natural environment and are wary of humans, making them difficult to approach.
But the exotic animals in zoos are different; they are raised by humans.
With enough patience, they can be won over and become the strongest support.
This can be seen from the fact that each major family has a mythical beast guarding it.
"That depends on whether the zoo is willing to give it up. The zoo is already in such a bad state. If you bring in this giant hamster, the zoo will lose its mainstay and it's only a matter of time before it goes bankrupt."
Fengpao rolled his eyes and said.
They are the "Superpower Management Bureau," not robbers; they must have principles.
We cannot conscript animals into the management bureau just because a strange animal appeared in the zoo.
If this gets out, people will laugh themselves to death.
"That's still better than the zoo having incidents every other day, and I didn't say I'd recruit now."
Upon hearing this, Lin Lan continued, "This large brown bear seems to have only recently awakened and hasn't fully grown yet. We can let it continue to grow at Hongrushan Zoo."
"Once he has gained some experience and the zoo has accumulated some revenue, we can recruit him then."
What's the point of bringing this giant hamster in now? It hasn't grown up yet; keeping it in the office will only make it a mascot.
Moreover, these people have no experience in raising bears, not to mention that just taking care of one is a big problem.
Everyone has things to do, who can take such a big bear around?
"That's a good idea! But Hongrushan Zoo can't just keep us here for free. We eat more than the average person, so the bears must eat even more."
"And you have absolutely no feelings for it. Do you really think this big hamster is willing to do anything for us?"
Fengpao rolled his eyes and said.
The other party's idea was quite good: let the zoo do all the dirty, tiring, and troublesome work, and they could just come to the back and pick up the fruit.
Putting aside whether the zoo would agree or not, even the giant hamsters wouldn't agree.
After all, this hamster wasn't familiar with them, so why should it listen to them and leave the zoo with them?
"How about we visit Hongrushan Zoo more often? We can get to know him better; it won't take much time anyway."
Upon hearing this, Lin Lan stroked her chin and said.
You definitely can't keep the other animal in a cage, but it's perfectly fine to let it roam around in a zoo.
"Then what's the difference between you not going at all? There are so many tourists coming and going, do you think he'll remember you just because you fed him something?"
"I cannon said irritably."
What's the point of just looking at this big hamster? Can they be closer to it than its zookeeper?
The other party still didn't understand what to do.
"How about we tell him to his face that we'll cover his food expenses from now on?"
Lin Lan continued to ask.
Since feeding him a little and watching him every day is useless, then we'll just cover all his food expenses.
The other party is so smart, they should be able to remember it.
"That's a great idea, but besides that, what we should be doing is recruiting hamster keepers."
Fengpao closed his lunchbox and said, "As long as his zookeeper is on our side, this big hamster will be much easier to control."
As the saying goes, "To shoot a man, shoot his horse first; to capture a thief, capture his king first." As long as the zookeeper is on their side, why worry about the hamster not obeying?
Upon hearing this, Lin Lan nodded.
Then, with a mischievous grin, he looked at the wind cannon and said, "That makes sense! It is indeed a good method, but the hamster's keeper seems to be an ordinary person, which doesn't meet the recruitment requirements."
"Captain, what are you planning to do?"
After saying so much, the other person finally said it themselves.
So how should the other party solve this problem?
"Just report it to the higher-ups directly. Why are you making such a fuss about it? One of these beasts is definitely worth two team members."
Feng Pao said calmly, without revealing any extra emotions.
As the team leader, he does have this much authority.
Otherwise, even a dog wouldn't want to be the team leader.
Upon hearing this, Lin Lan immediately clapped her hands: "As expected of our captain, so decisive! I'll inform the team members to go to Hongrushan Zoo now to discuss the giant hamster matter with the zoo."
"Otherwise, once the news gets out, who knows what might happen."
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