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"Honey! Did you hear anything?"
"It seems...it seems to be the voice of sheep and goats!"
"Have the sheep delivered to your door?"
Big Big Wolf looked surprised, but felt something was wrong!
"Isn't it? Such a big commotion! Couldn't the whole Yangcun have been killed here!"
"Don't be afraid! We are inside the strong Wolf Castle. As long as the gate of the castle is closed, no sheep will be able to enter!"
"Yes yes yes! Wife! But I'm still a little worried!"
Big Big Wolf said, dragging his swollen body, endured the pain and climbed to the lookout on the second floor of the castle!
Then, he was startled by the battle of the sheep and goats!
"Destroy the Wolf's Castle! Destroy the Wolf's Castle!"
"Catch Big Big Wolf alive! Catch Red Wolf alive!"
"Burn Wolf Fort! Raze Wolf Castle!"
Chapter 243 The Cultured Rogue
The torches are smashed into pieces, and the sheep's heads are moving!
In front of all the sheep and goats, a bald man in a vest is holding a heel stick, Da Heitian is wearing sunglasses, and a string of gold chains reflects the light!
On his left and right sides, eight earth cannons are facing the lookout port of Wolf Castle!
Big Big Wolf, swollen into a ball, staggered in shock and almost rolled down the stairs!
Red Wolf quickly handed over a pot!
"Do we still have pans at home?"
"To tell you the truth, my husband, we both lack everything, but we don't lack pots! Take it, and block the bullets!"
While speaking, Red Wolf also held a frying pan, and leaned towards the watch port!
A bald head reflecting the moonlight shouted at the Wolf Castle: "Listen to the wolves inside! You are surrounded! I will count to three! If you don't surrender obediently! I will order the Wolf Castle to be destroyed!"
Big Big Wolf looked at his wife with a swollen face, "Otherwise, we'd better surrender! They have too many sheep! And eight cannons!"
"What are you afraid of? Look at my mother!"
Red Wolf approached the lookout, and pulled out a leaky broken pot with his backhand as a loudspeaker!
"Listen to my bald man below! If you have the ability, attack Wolf's Castle! Even if there are ten times as many sheep and sheep, it won't work! Yes! Yes!"
Bald Qiang was taken aback for a moment!
Still not satisfied?
"Okay! Don't regret it!!!"
"Regret? Husband! You explain to that dead bald man, what a strong wolf castle this is!"
With his wife backing him up, Big Huilang became more courageous!
Its swollen face almost blocked the lookout opening.He took the broken pot and shouted loudly: "This wolf castle is my wolf family's generation of wolf masters. It has been repaired dozens of times, combined with various scientific principles, and it has gone through hundreds of years of ups and downs. The siege of Yangcun has never been destroyed!"
Dozens of Yangcun sieges...
The bald strong listened to the music!
"For generations, your wolf family has been surrounded and beaten by Yangcun?"
"This... you... pissed me off!!!"
Big Big Wolf suddenly got angry, his face turned black, and he almost didn't come up in one breath!
Red Wolf supported Hui Tailang, who was swollen into a ball, and took over the broken pot, "Rush if you have the ability! Come in and let me cook one for you!"
"Yes! One pot, one!"
Big Big Wolf took a breath, thinking depressedly, they couldn't attack anyway!
At this time, a sheep and sheep approached Bald Qiang, "Brother! Their wolf castle is indeed indestructible!"
"Shake the morale of the army! Take two bags of nuts!"
"what???"
Bald Qiang smiled coldly, "I'm not counting, attack now, listen to my orders! Fire! Smoke them!"
"Yes!"
The eight sheep pointed at the back of the cannon, blocked their noses, took off their pants and farted!
A sheep, sheep and goat waved its hoof, "Let go!"
boom--
boom--
boom--
boom--
The four cannons fired alternately, and the strong smell of farts rushed straight to Wolf Castle, and the disgusting air wave rushed towards the face!
Big Big Wolf suddenly took a big gulp, and felt dizzy for a while, his mind went blank for an instant!
The Red Wolf hurried to hold him up, but the Big Big Wolf swollen into a ball was too heavy, and it also took a big suffocation. At that time, the husband and wife fell down the building!
The wheel is down!
The sound of cannons is everywhere, and the farts are smoked!
Red Wolf, who blocked his nose in a panic, quickly climbed up to close the window, only halfway through the climb did he realize that there is no window at the lookout!
Big Big Wolf rushed over with a wooden board, but the board was too small!
Red Wolf looked at her husband's swollen body, and suddenly pushed it towards the viewing port!
"Gag! Gag with your ass!"
"what???"
Big Big Wolf has been stuffed in!
It just happened to be blocked!
Big Big Wolf, who finally blocked the source of his fart, was overjoyed, but suddenly felt a pain in his buttocks and let out a scream!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! My asshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…"
It sucked in a breath, and was stunned at the time, and fell to the ground with a spear standing on its buttocks! ! !
Red Wolf quickly pulled out the spear, and Big Gray Wolf screamed in pain. The moment he regained consciousness, he let out another big mouthful of fart. After struggling, he rolled down the stairs again!
The bald head who was at the front of the cannon position felt sick for a while, and if he put it down again, he couldn't take it anymore with his nose blocked!
"stop!!!"
The eight gunners pulled up their trousers with joy on their faces, amidst the stench, all the sheep and goats pinched their noses and cheered!
"Kill! Kill! Kill!"
"Brother! Order!"
"Brothers are waiting to charge!"
The bald head knocked on the opponent, "What kind of front are you charging? You can't be foolish? Brother, I am also a person who has studied "Engineering Mechanics"! Listen up, all sheep, line up! Walk together!"
"what???"
"Ah what? Hurry up and line up?"
"yes, Sir!"
The sheep and goats lined up neatly one by one, the bald head pushed his sunglasses and shouted to the sheep: "Listen to my password!"
"One! One! One two one!"
"Step! Step! Step hard!"
"You guys, give me more strength! Village chief! You are too slow! Get out!!!"
"Step! Step! Step hard!"
Bald Qiang takes the lead, raising his legs high with every step!
The sheep and goats were still walking in disorder at first, but under the threat of buckling nuts, the footsteps became more and more orderly!
The big gray wolf and the red wolf in the wolf castle are both dumbfounded!
"What are they doing?"
"Why are you still training in the queue?"
"Do you want to overwhelm us in momentum?"
"No! Husband, do you feel that something is not right?"
Big Big Wolf froze for a moment, feeling the ground shaking under his feet, "Why does it feel like an earthquake is about to happen???"
Red Wolf looked solemn, "It seems...it seems to be shaken by the sound of footsteps..."
"what???"
Big Gray Wolf looked shocked!
"Just because of this? Want to destroy Wolf Castle? It's impossible to succeed! Wife! This is the crystallization of the wisdom of our ancestors in our hometown! Don't worry! Just hide here! Don't worry about anything!"
Big Huilang smiled triumphantly, and was actually a little ecstatic!
I thought there was some ghost idea!
That's it?
cut……
In Yangcun, next to the fighting chicken, Li Sisheng stared at the little mud ball in front of him relentlessly...
"Hey! Have you had enough of the wheel?"
When the little mud ball raised its head, it revealed two small eyeballs reflecting the moonlight!
【Your foodie frog raised its head and felt that it was only a short distance away. It adjusted its direction and rolled...】
[Hawk! 】
[The foodie frog bumped into your shoe, and finally reached the finish line, got up, raised its small claws dizzily, and gave it a thumbs up! 】
【Go home! 】
"Oh...you naughty..."
Li Si picked it up with a little disgust, and the foodie frog jumped up, threw four small dots of light, and disappeared!
boom!
A can of metal cans crashed down!
How tall is a person!
Thicker than a water tank!
Enough to fit several people in!
"This canned food! It's really good, enough to last for many days..."
Li Si took a closer look and lost half his appetite!
Is this stuff sure people can eat?
It seems that it is not inedible!
This is the taste...
Chapter 244 The Pot Is Just One Request