Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

Chapter 135: Lao Ma, Lao Ma, stop crying.

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At this time, Ma Zhishi was on the verge of tears. Not only did he have to play house with those incompetent brats all day long, but Boss Banmu scolded him every day these days. He felt aggrieved because Carlos disappeared from his territory. Even if he didn't participate in this matter, he still has to blame himself.

"I, Ma Zhishi, have lived a magnanimous life, how could I suffer such a catastrophe! ... Alas!"

"Lao Ma! Is Lao Ma at home?"

Listening to the voices outside the gym, Ma Zhishi's pent-up anger was about to burst out. Who is this voice? Carlos the great living man.

"Let's see who this is. Isn't this Mr. Carlos who goes to the Three Treasures Hall for everything?"

"Uh……"

Carlos looked at his face as black as the bottom of a pot. Carlos already knew that this matter was far beyond his imagination. From the faint trace of red in the corner of Ma Zhishi's eyes, he could roughly understand that Banmu The scolding was so harsh that Ma Zhishi, a fierce man like him, almost cried after being scolded.

"Old horse...you"

Carlos wiped the corners of his eyes quietly, hinting at Ma Zhishi. Ma Zhishi was stunned for a moment when he hinted at this, and then immediately turned around and wiped it gently to make sure there was nothing wrong. Then he turned to look at Carlos. .

"Carlos! You don't know how miserable your sudden disappearance has caused me! You...you!"

Looking at Ma Zhishi who was so angry that he was even trembling when he spoke, Carlos could only say that he was extremely sorry for this.

"I know what you want to do. You want to take the medal, right? OK! Let's have a battle!"

"You...oh! Okay."

Originally, Carlos still didn't want to accept this challenge, because if he accepted it, he would undoubtedly crush him again. Originally, Ma Zhishi was in a bad mood. He was his little punching bag, but before the anger came out, he poured it inside again. Inflated.

This is undoubtedly the ultimate insult to Ma Zhishi.

"Jiutian...be gentle."

Although Carlos said so, he still silently used the button to upgrade her to level three, unlocking the skill of cooking and killing all things.

"卍...new material."

"Have you ever felt that Jiutian's eyes are quite perverted?"

Lucario said to Olivia next to him, that look was like the look of a predator looking at his food, no... not as if, it must be that look.

"Go Raichu!"

Ma Zhishi threw the elf ball, but the moment Raichu came out, Raichu suddenly felt a sense of fear. The look in the eyes of this Zoroark was simply more terrifying and terrifying than a billion murderers. !

"Hum hum."

Jiutian did not directly attack in a hurry. She just slowly wiped her kitchen knife with a clean cloth and stared at him through the reflection of the kitchen knife. An invisible murderous aura wrapped around her body.

"Raichu one hundred thousand volts!"

Although he was frightened, Raichu still faithfully carried out the trainer's orders, and the violent electric current shot towards Jiutian.

"Move at high speed to avoid this blow."

Obviously Jiutian is faster. When she encounters an enemy in the mirror space, she will be killed or crippled with one blow. This is a very high test for her speed and agility.

"Keep attacking!"

"Ah……"

Jiutian, who was moving at high speed, suddenly stopped and allowed the blow to hit him.

"Okay, stop playing...the time for playing with your prey is over."

Carlos's voice turned cold. He didn't have much patience for this battle that he must win.

"huh huh huh huh…"

What was hit by the electric current was just an illusion.

"Phantom? Wait...when is this?"

"You stepped into this kid's trap from the beginning."

From the very beginning of the battle, Jiutian released his illusion, and the entire venue was immersed in his illusion, so the outcome of this battle was already determined from the very beginning.

Jiutian suddenly appeared in front of Lei Qiu without any warning.

"you."

Jiutian stabbed him with a kitchen knife, and then grabbed Leichu's back from behind.

"real."

The second knife pierced into his body mercilessly.

"most."

The force of the third knife is stronger than the previous one, and the fourth knife will definitely kill someone.

"Stop! Stop!"

Carlos rushed forward and hooked Jiutian to pull him back, preventing his final fourth knife.

"Ugh...boring."

Jiutian put away the knife helplessly. If he had struck out with the fourth knife just now, Lei Qiu would definitely have died given his small body.

"Leichu! Raichu! Don't scare me! Raichu!"

At this time, Ma Zhishi really couldn't bear it anymore. He could endure being scolded by Banmu before and fighting against those rookie trainers. The only thing he really couldn't do was see his partners injured. During the war, his partners But it saved his life.

This iron-blooded man shed tears for the first time. Looking at the macho man Ma Zhishi crying, Carlos also shook his head.

"Okay... Old horse, old horse, please stop crying."

Carlos shook his head, took out the potion and injected it in. Soon the wounds on his body began to heal.

"You have to know what I do when you cry, right? After all, you should know how powerful my potions are in healing, right?"

In less than two seconds, the three slashes on Lei Qiu's body had recovered as before. At this time, you have to lament the benefits of technology. Sure enough, it would be great if there is medicine.

"Okay... don't be nervous all day long."

Carlos took out a little money from his body and handed it to Lucario to buy some beer.

"Roger that!"

Lucario ran out and brought back a few bottles of wine and handed them to Carlos.

"Honey...take the kids for a walk and I'll have a chat with him alone."

"Drink less, don't drink yourself into trouble."

"Come on, have a drink and talk about your grievances with your buddies."

After some time...

"Carlos..."

When Gardevoir and the others came back, they saw Carlos and Ma Zhishi holding each other's backs. The relationship between the two had become very strong, and there was no tension as before.

"Ugh…"

Gardevoir was helpless, and then she took out the elf ball and threw it directly at Carlos, and Carlos was actually inside.

"Sorry, Mr. Ma Zhishi, this guy is drunk, I have to take him away first."

After saying that, she quickly took the children and left here. Carlos didn't listen to her advice at all. How much wine did he drink?

daily urban jokes

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A mercenary from Company R: Yes, who could it be?

Dante: It's me.