Chapter 177 Making trouble?
Chapter 177 Making trouble?
"Healed?" Deadpool grabbed Taylor's shoulders and shook him wildly:
"Boss, what are you talking about? You are not crazy at all. Those who say you are crazy are crazy! Oh Canada! There are no more sane people in this universe than us!"
Deadpool pointed at the ceiling and said: "You look up at this world. This world is spiritually poor and lacking in ideas. Each of them is put in a box. They don't know what kind of false world they live in. They regard this as real. , isn’t this crazy? Go to hell and get well, just laugh it off~Boss~You are the most handsome and sober man in the world~”
"I'm not in the mood to laugh, Wade." Taylor said with the corners of his mouth raised.
"Don't be like this, humor always makes us laugh~ You like fun the most, let's go to alien planets to have fun together~ The Avengers, Thanos collecting Skittles, let all these go to hell! Son~ Do you know how crazy aliens are? Canada! There is a race that actually eats with its butt and pulls with its mouth. Do you know what is the weirdest thing?"
Deadpool looked around, leaned into Taylor's ear and said, "They actually made love with their eyes."
It was indeed amazing. Taylor raised his eyebrows and asked: "Wade...how do you know so clearly?"
"Don't talk nonsense! I didn't!" Deadpool waved his hands repeatedly, then looked into Taylor's eyes and vented: "Okay~ I had an academic discussion with them out of curiosity. You know this incident and I know it, but please don't tell me. death."
"Them?" Taylor couldn't help but blinked.
Deadpool also blinked, and said shyly: "Uh, boss, do you believe I said that race is not divided into men and women? How about we discuss another alien race I met! You absolutely don't Believe it or not, they actually have balls!”
Tyler covered his head. Now he was completely uninterested in Deadpool's recent life, and even the interest he had just raised in aliens had disappeared.
Deadpool turned around and looked at Harley Quinn and the Joker, covered his mouth in horror and shouted:
"Who are they? Who are they! Oh! Canada! Boss, you actually formed a new team during my absence. Oh my god! They look so scary, they look like two disgusting clowns , Boss~ don’t you love your Wade?”
Deadpool's expression was like that of a resentful wife who had cheated on Taylor and found out that her husband had another lunatic when she came back from work.
He cried sadly and desperately:
"If I am guilty, please let the law punish me, instead of letting me see that you have a new partner when I come back."
"Damn you ugly thing!" Harley Quinn stood up after having vomited enough and said angrily:
"You should really take a picture of yourself by peeing, or cover your disgusting face with underwear. After seeing you, I finally believe that God did not create human beings, otherwise he will definitely not be able to help but stuff you into the toilet. Wash your face!"
Looking at the menacing Harley Quinn, Deadpool dodged and hid behind Taylor and shouted:
"Don't come near me, you vampire that smells like garlic. You look like a monkey that hasn't grown yet. The devil will spit out fire when he smells your body odor."
"Ah——!" Harley Quinn opened her mouth and roared, rushed to Taylor and yelled:
"Disgusting maggots! Flies don't want to settle on your face, and mosquitoes don't dare to bite you!"
Deadpool bared his teeth and said:
"You know what? You look like you have a toad in your mouth. When you open your mouth, the toad will scream."
Taylor opened his hands and tried to comfort the two of them, but his head began to hurt again:
"Peace, serenity, happiness~ Gentlemen and ladies...we are a lumberjack~"
Harley Quinn grabbed Taylor's arm:
"Boss, why don't you help me? You look like a potato with hair on it."
Deadpool grabbed Taylor's collar behind Taylor and said:
"Boss, you are indeed crazy. You actually stay with this crazy woman behind my back."
Okay~Taylor took a deep breath. If you can't beat it, then join in:
"Wade, you look like a cheated avocado. Barbara, I smell the fermentation of your expired conditioner. Wade, I guess zombies won't eat your brains because they're afraid of food poisoning." , Barbara, you look like a stoner high, a clown who got run over by Santa Claus. Wade, I guess you have to put foundation on your whole head when you put on your makeup, Barbara, I I often can’t tell the difference between your front and back.”
As soon as these words were spoken, Taylor felt that he became calmer and his soul was sublimated.
In an instant, Deadpool and Harley Quinn stopped talking, and the two looked directly at Taylor.
Deadpool grabbed Taylor's arm and said, "Boss~ you don't love me anymore!"
Harley Quinn gently hugged Taylor's neck, opened her flaming red lips and said:
"Try it again!"
Taylor aimed at the prankster clown and said:
"Jack, you look like a cross between a cockroach, a beetle, and a wild boar, but I'm never offended by how you look."
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The prankster clown dropped the plate in his hand. He stared at Taylor blankly, completely unable to accept this unforeseen disaster.
Then Taylor looked down at Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn's eyes widened. In her disbelieving eyes, Taylor continued:
"Barbara, you do look like you ate a toad."
Seeing Harley Quinn opening her mouth to attack him, Taylor covered her mouth and said:
"Don't quarrel with Wade. We are a team now. Quarreling is so boring. Why not let us do something interesting together."
Interesting thing? Deadpool's attention was immediately diverted. He looked at Taylor and Harley Quinn with their eyes shining, and suggested: "Let's act as villains and attack the Avengers!"
"No~" Taylor refused: "I just did this not long ago..."
"What?" Deadpool's eyes widened and he said, "Boss! You don't want to take me with you?"
Knocking on the table, Taylor rolled his eyes and began to think about what he should do. These days, Taylor awakened SCP-173 [Statue], SCP-035 [Occupying Mask], and SCP-999 [Tickle Monster] for the SCP Foundation. ], SCP-3456 [Weeping Angel], SCP-0527 [Fear Cave], SCP-4412 [Annabelle Doll] and Mobile Task Force [Hammerfall], under the leadership of Gilder, and without Taylor as the leader of the organization Afterwards, the development of the SCP Foundation was in great shape.
S.H.I.E.L.D., Hydra and the newly established Skyward Sword Bureau are also thriving in the competition. Although the Suicide Alliance has not received any tasks from the four organizations for the time being, it has ambiguous relations with all four organizations.
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