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Chapter 878 Queen's Lip Gloss!
Chapter 878 Queen's Lip Gloss!
In the living room, the blood-colored mist formed after Mrs. Oliver's explosion was so thick that it could not be dissolved and lasted for a long time. Lin Baici could feel the bloody and sticky feeling every time he took a breath.
Very uncomfortable!
boom!
Lin Baici was hit on the back again!
The force of the blow was so fierce that even someone with a resistant physique like him felt excruciating pain. He couldn't help but grimace and wanted to gasp.
This time, Lin Baici staggered, then suddenly teleported away, appeared five meters behind him, and then slashed with a sword.
Unfortunately, the target was missing.
"You can't catch me!"
Mrs. Oliver taunted.
Lin Baici, who had already memorized the words by heart, followed the sound, turned around, and threw out a Storm Hammer!
call!
The war hammer condensed with divine power disappeared in the blood mist with a sharp sound of breaking wind.
"It happened!"
Lin Baici knew he was in trouble even before he saw anyone, so he immediately kicked hard with his right foot and leaped forward.
call!
A stick swept across Lin Baici's shoulder. If he had dodged a little slower, he would have been hit.
"Listen to the sound to determine the location and make predictions?"
Mrs. Oliver praised: "I have to say, you are really amazing, but unfortunately, this is my castle."
"Even if a god comes, he has to call me Madam in my home turf and not dare to act rashly!"
"Otherwise, I'll skin them and make them into sofas!"
Before the syllable of "fa" fell, Mrs. Oliver appeared behind Lin Baici and pulled out another stick.
boom!
Lin Baici was prepared, but was still knocked off balance.
no way,
The other party is too elusive.
"Haha, how does it feel to be whipped?"
Mrs. Oliver teased.
"Didn't you have breakfast?"
Lin Baici sneered: "Try harder!"
Fuck!
Lin Baici was so annoyed at being looked down upon by a female monster that he even started swearing.
"as you wish!"
As soon as Mrs. Oliver finished speaking, it was a three-hit combo!
Bang bang bang!
Lin Baici gritted his teeth and activated God's grace.
Lightning flash!
Lin Baici did not dodge, but endured the pain, turned around, and killed!
Just waiting for your combo!
The BOSS will dodge after one hit, leaving Lin Baici with no chance. But if you can hit him continuously, then I’ll have a chance.
Mrs. Oliver thought that Lin Baici's mentality had long been broken. Faced with her elusive attacks, he would definitely prioritize dodging. She didn't expect that he would dare to fight back?
Mrs. Oliver was not paying attention for a moment and was hit in the face by the bronze sword.
Swish!
A blood mist exploded.
"Die to me!"
Lin Baici slapped out with his left hand, but just as it hit Mrs. Oliver, it disappeared in the blood mist.
"Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!"
Mrs. Oliver covered her face with her left hand and roared angrily: "I will kill you, I will peel off your skin, make it into slippers, and let you be stepped on by me every day!"
"Then I have a suggestion!"
Lin Baici stood where he was, not looking around because it was useless.
This way, he has the air of a calm and confident strong man!
"You are not qualified to make any demands!"
Mrs. Oliver roared.
"I don't mind being made into slippers, but please wear black stockings when you wear them, preferably pantyhose!"
Lin Baici's tone was serious.
"what?"
Mrs. Oliver was puzzled by this sentence. What did it mean?
Lin Baici is using rhetoric to buy time and quickly think of a way to deal with Mrs. Oliver.
When facing a monster like this, normal conversation is definitely not going to work, so we have to find another way.
really,
Mrs. Oliver was stunned, because Lin Baici's appearance and words were completely different from his personality.
Then the attack stopped.
Mrs. Oliver was evidently confused and thinking.
After about thirty seconds, Mrs. Oliver suddenly realized and came up with an answer.
"I see, you're a pervert!"
Mrs. Oliver laughed and said, "Don't worry, I have rarely seen people as outstanding as you, so after I make slippers out of your skin, I will definitely wear them often!"
"Remember to wear stockings!"
After Lin Baici finished speaking, he seemed to remember something: "By the way, what gods have you seen? What do they look like?"
This lady just said that even the gods would not dare to act rashly when they saw it.
"Want to know?"
Mrs. Oliver teased, "Call me Madam, beg me, and I'll tell you!"
As it spoke, it appeared behind Lin Baici and attacked.
Lin Baici dodged, but was still a beat too slow.
boom!
Lin Baici staggered after being hit.
"Did you hide well?"
Mrs. Oliver's voice was not a mockery, but an appreciation: "Add to that your face, um, and waist, and I suddenly don't want to kill you."
"It just so happens that my family is in need of a dog!"
"How about it?"
"As long as you kneel down, lick my feet, and promise to be my dog, I will spare you!"
Mrs. Oliver named a price.
"I am a human being. If I stay in the pollution of rules for a long time, I will become a dead flesh man. You should have seen it, right?"
Lin Baici continued to test.
"It's just a small matter. Can't you just ask that old woman for help?"
Mrs. Oliver chuckled.
"Old woman? Who?"
The first thing Lin Baici thought of was the old lady wearing mink fur who appeared at the auction.
"You worry too much. Just answer whether you are willing or not!"
Mrs. Oliver frowned.
It knows that some secrets are taboo in the human kingdom and cannot be told.
Lin Baici felt that the other party must really mean so, because it stopped attacking.
By the way, has this woman developed self-awareness?
Lin Baici remembered the white-collar woman with her head wrapped in a knot whom he met in the Busan Shenxu!
These life forms are no longer just monsters; perhaps they are some new species that have evolved!
"Okay, I'll give you ten seconds to think about it. As long as you learn to bark like a dog three times, from today on, you will be my pet dog!"
Mrs. Oliver began to count down.
ten!
Nine!
……
Five minutes have passed. Kreizer must have some selfish motives and would avoid fighting if possible. However, Xia Hongyao and Gu Qingqiu will definitely try their best to find him. Yudan Lao is not sure, but Yinghua Mei will probably...
With their intelligence and strength, they haven't seen anyone yet, which means that the blood mist created by Mrs. Oliver's self-explosion must have formed some kind of shielding force field.
It seems that this battle can only be fought one-on-one.
But this hungry god has even eaten gods raw, so why would I care about a little Karami like you?
to be frank,
If he didn't know the other party's background, Lin Baici might still be a little afraid, but the other party has already revealed that it is not a god...
"one!"
"zero!"
"time up!"
Mrs. Oliver was disappointed.
"I was planning to get along with you as the hostess, but you are so ungrateful!"
"No more talk!"
"I'm going to go straight for the hard way!"
Mrs. Oliver took action and attacked again: "You don't think that if you don't agree, you don't have to be my dog?"
"I will put the collar around your neck myself!"
As Mrs. Oliver spoke, Lin Baici's back began to be frequently beaten with a stick.
Lin Baici dodged, but he only dodged once out of five hits!
The most troublesome thing was that during this beating, Lin Baici suddenly had a strange feeling, that is, pain and happiness!
"Could it be that the pain has reached a threshold, and the consciousness begins to protect itself, transforming the pain into excitement?"
Lin Baici guessed.
【warn!warn! 】
[You are being beaten by a rubber stick called 'Queen's Lip Gloss'. When you are beaten by it a hundred times, your will will be infected and you will be willing to become its dog! ]
"..."
Okay!
It turns out that’s the reason!
Lin Baici's scalp tingled!
He would rather die than be a dog for others!
[But with your mental strength, you can hold on for another hundred sticks! ]
It's no use hitting her a thousand times, she'll get enough of it eventually, we have to find a way to get rid of her as soon as possible.
"Haha, are you scared?"
Mrs. Oliver, with an attitude of a winner who was sure of victory, ridiculed Lin Baici: "I can see that you are the backbone of those people!"
"Without you, they are nothing but a pile of loose sand!"
"That's why I chose to kill you first!"
"As long as I show up with your head, those people will fall apart!"
"How about it?"
"Is your mistress very clever?"
Mrs. Oliver boasted about herself.
"You are ugly, but you think beautifully!"
Lin Baici sneered.
"damn it!"
Mrs. Oliver was enraged and her attack speed immediately increased.
To be honest, this lady is just too big and has too many muscles. If she were to be shrunk to the size of a normal person, it wouldn't be bad if you just look at her face!
The muscular Buddha appears and swings his fists wildly!
Lin Baici took the opportunity to take out the Dream Candle and lit it!
No matter whether it works or not, just try it first!
As the candlelight poured out, it actually penetrated the surrounding blood mist, immediately improving visibility!
Most importantly, Mrs. Oliver was revealed, like a moth fluttering in the light of a midnight lamp, with every detail visible!
"Haha, I finally see you!"
Lin Baici grinned grimly.
If I see you, you'll be beaten.
Now, after the self-explosion, Mrs. Oliver has become smaller and no longer looks like a muscular woman, but she still has a broad waist and a big chest.
It has the flavor of Hachishaku-sama in urban legends.
Lin Baici teleported and appeared in front of Mrs. Oliver, killing her with the bronze sword!
Minced meat strike!
Mrs. Oliver frowned at this moment.
It didn't expect that Lin Baici actually had a dream candle.
trouble!
After the lady became invisible in the blood mist of her self-explosion, she could not be discovered by almost any means, except this candle.
The light from this thing after it is lit can just illuminate its figure, and one more thing is that the lady cannot use teleportation in the light of the candle.
But it’s okay!
As long as he doesn't have that thing, he can't lose.
Mrs. Oliver showed the spirit of the Iron-Blooded Rose, wielding a translucent crystal rubber stick without dodging or evading, and fought fiercely with Lin Baici.
"Is this the Queen's lip gloss?"
The rubber rod is crystal-colored, one and a half feet long, and as thick as an adult's wrist. Its front end is thick and spindle-shaped, and then there is a curved arc downwards.
The entire stick is covered with uneven rubber spikes.
These spikes, like sea urchin tentacles, wriggle from time to time and look very creepy.
Lin Baici's bronze sword, which could cut iron like mud, collided with the rubber stick, but it didn't leave any scratch at all!
From this point of view, the quality of the opponent's taboo object is higher than that of its dragon tooth sword.
boom! boom! boom!
The two men fought each other, fighting to the death!
"No, I feel like I'm at a disadvantage!"
Lin Baici frowned.
If it was a battle of health and willpower, Lin Baici would not be afraid, but the problem was that if he took two hundred hits, he would be enslaved.
Mrs. Oliver was very satisfied. The faster the opponent played, the faster he lost!
Because the distance to one hundred is not far!
98!
99
"one hundred!"
Mrs. Oliver finished with a laugh.
It’s time to enjoy the fruits of victory!
"Kneel down and woof for me to hear!"
Mrs. Oliver ordered.
"I bark at your mother!"
Lin Baici cursed and chopped Mrs. Oliver's neck with the bronze sword.
Noisy!
Blood spurted out.
Mrs. Oliver covered her neck, staggered back, and looked at Lin Baici in disbelief.
why not?
"Aren't you a human?"
Mrs. Oliver exclaimed, carefully feeling Lin Baici's breath.
No problem!
"You are not human!"
Lin Baici saw that Mrs. Oliver's neck was cut in half and so much blood was spurting out, but she couldn't die. To be honest, he felt powerless!
How to kill this?
With the hand of big impression?
However, the lead-in time for this great divine grace, that is, the activation time, is too long. If someone counterattacks, then you’re doomed.
Or eat it raw?
I can't bring myself to say it!
Not to mention whether the other party would give him a chance to eat, even if he had a chance, the other party looked like a human but was essentially a monster, and Lin Baici couldn't bite it.
If you take a bite of this thing, it will leave a psychological scar that will last a lifetime.
and many more!
Since the Dream Play Candle is effective, then are the remote control and whip also useful?
Lin Baici quickly took out the remote control and pressed buttons randomly at Mrs. Oliver.
……
It's of no use at all!
Mrs. Oliver ran over with the Queen's lip gloss and waved at Lin Baici's head!
If you hit the head, the effect of the rubber stick can accumulate faster.
Lin Baici dodged and pulled out the "horse trainer's whip" that he had snatched from the centaur. Before he could make a move, Mrs. Oliver, who was rushing towards him, paused imperceptibly.
"it works?"
Lin Baici noticed it, raised his eyebrows, and immediately counterattacked.
The whip was swung, tearing the air and making a sharp whooshing sound.
pia! pia! pia!
Although Mrs. Oliver was dodging, Lin Baici was very fast and still hit her several times.
Every time the whip was passed, it left a red whip mark as thick as a thumb.
"..."
This power is a bit weak!
Not to mention beating the final BOSS, even if you hit a person, it would take dozens of hits to beat him half to death, right?
In fact, the situation turned around faster than Lin Baici expected!
This eight-foot-tall lady had her body covered with blue and purple stripes from being whipped by Lin Baici. After being whipped more than thirty times, she could no longer bear it.
Tears flowed uncontrollably.
"I'm going to kill you!"
Mrs. Oliver roared.
"Come on, I'm right here!"
Lin Baici shouted, and teleported behind the BOSS, whipping her hard on the butt with a horsewhip.
He found that the opponent was trying to avoid being hit in this area.
"I'm going to twist off your head and use it as my wine glass!"
"I'm going to plant you in my garden!"
"I want……"
“Ouch! It hurts!”
"I was wrong, stop hitting me!"
Oliver begged for mercy with tears in his eyes.