novelsite Chapter 797 God, please open your eyes!
Chapter 797 God, please open your eyes!
Chapter 797 God, please open your eyes!
On the auction table, after the black coffin was opened, a human head was revealed.
This human head has no hair or eyebrows, and because its eyes are closed, it looks like a boiled egg.
If it were a human head, no matter how it was preserved, the skin would definitely show signs of loosening and decay, but this one did not. Its skin was still delicate, just like a living person.
Before the auction started, there was a rumor that the finale item would be the head of a god, so when everyone sees that the first item to be auctioned is a human head, the anticipation is immediately high.
He even ignored the fact that something was wrong with Aunt Mink.
Of course, there were also some big guys who remained calm throughout, like the Great Shaman, the Slave Master, Grand Duke Feynman and other dragon-level giants. However, they just looked at their phones, confirmed the outbreak of rule pollution, and had no intention of leaving immediately.
Likewise, they failed to alert others to safety.
"I heard that this head can predict a person's future!"
"Bring it up now, what should we do later?"
"Why do you worry so much? I'm looking forward to having an eye-opener today!"
Everyone was talking about it. Some people thought that there were too many rumors, which caused people to lose their expectations for the god's head. So the Dawn Foundation thought it would be better to serve it up first to liven up the atmosphere.
"The first auction item is a god's head!"
Aunt Diao held the microphone and introduced it with great emotion: "No matter what question you ask it, it can answer it!"
"Wow!"
"Fuck!"
"Brilliant!"
The guests screamed so loudly that it seemed like the roof of the entire venue was about to be blown off.
The reputation of this foundation is maintained too well, and it was held at such a grand occasion where many big names in the circle gathered, so they felt that Aunt Diao would definitely not dare to lie.
How much would the head of a god who could answer any question be worth?
Astronomical figures, right?
"Moderator, how accurately does it answer questions?"
"Don't you think you can predict the future?"
"Show me!"
The guests were noisy.
In fact, their quality is pretty good and they usually don't make loud noises, but today they couldn't help it, mainly because the head of the god was too attractive and they had many questions to ask.
"Please keep quiet!"
Aunt Diao took control of the situation: "Let me answer everyone's questions one by one!"
Swish!
The scene suddenly became quiet. Even those big guys who noticed something was wrong couldn't help but look at the head on the stage.
“It can answer any question!”
"Including the past you have experienced but forgotten, including your future life that is about to usher in, and the problems you are facing now!"
"Ask him whether his wife cheated on him or not, ask him whether his son is his own, you don't need to hire a private investigator or do a DNA test, just ask him and you will know everything!"
Aunt Diao has a clear voice.
Everyone originally thought that the host's outfit was too unconventional, but after listening to her hosting, they all found it quite humorous and felt much better.
The word "cheating" caused the guests to burst into laughter.
"I think any man who gets this head will definitely ask this question!"
Aunt Diao chuckled: "After all, there must be no problem with the child's mother, but the father, that's not necessarily the case!"
"Ha ha!"
The laughter that was about to die down suddenly surged again.
"Okay, without further ado, in order to prove the value of this god's head instead of our nonsense, we will now randomly select a lucky person to take part in the head quiz!"
Aunt Diao's eyes swept across the entire audience.
“Any volunteers?”
"Please raise your hand!"
Swish!Swish!Swish!
A large number of arms were raised up, like dense vegetation in a jungle.
"Choose me!"
"Let me do it. I want to know if my husband has hidden some money behind my back!"
"You ask about private money during this precious opportunity?"
"This is very important. It represents whether my husband is loyal to me!"
The venue was very noisy.
"Quiet!"
Aunt Diao called out, "This is the man in the black suit!"
The man who was called stood up immediately, with a strong excitement on his face: "Should I go up?"
"Need not!"
Aunt Diao laughed.
"How should I ask?"
The man in the suit rubbed his hands on his pants: "Wake it up first?"
"Yes, wake it up and shout 'God, please open your eyes!'"
After Aunt Diao finished her explanation, she added, "Excuse me, but your clothing taste is very poor. Even my dog wouldn't dress like that."
This was very offensive, but no one took it seriously, thinking it was a form of humor from the host. Even the man in the suit who was being ridiculed didn't get angry, as his mind was now full of thoughts about what questions to ask.
He certainly couldn't afford to bid for this god's head, so he asked the most valuable question.
"Can I start?"
The man in the suit couldn't wait.
Aunty Mink made a 'please' gesture with her finger.
……
"Who do you think that female host is?"
Xia Hongyao was curious: "She looked at the man in the suit as if she was looking at a dead dog!"
"He should be finished, right?"
"Should we remind him?"
Xia Hongyao is still a little kind.
"Why remind him? He's just a cannon fodder who's eager to die, so just help him!"
Sannomiya Airi is very cruel, and Gu Qingqiu is not bad either.
They now all treat the man in the suit as a guinea pig.
……
The man in the suit took a deep breath and spoke respectfully:
"Please open your eyes, my God!"
One second!
Two seconds!
Three seconds!
Under everyone's nervous gaze, at the seventh second, the eyes on the head suddenly opened.
These eyes are so beautiful, just like two red gems. If you just take them off and sell them, you can get a lot of money.
The god's head looked directly at the man in the suit.
Gum!
The man in the suit swallowed.
Some people wanted to ask, but they didn't dare to. After all, this was the head of a god. If anything went wrong, they would be contaminated.
"Excuse me……"
As soon as the man in the suit opened his mouth, he suddenly felt that he was too rude, so he quickly changed to a respectful title: "Good evening, Lord God. May I ask what the future will be like for my descendants, that is, my grandchildren?"
"What kind of a question is that?"
"Isn't it normal to care about continuing the family line?"
"He is a god hunter. At least he can ensure that his son's social status will not fall. As for the future, I can't say for sure!"
"If we ask this, wouldn't it be depressing for our great-great-great-grandson to become a beggar in the future?"
Everyone discussed in low voices, waiting for the reply from the god's head.
Everyone didn't have to wait long. It was as if the head was doing some calculations. After more than ten seconds, it spoke and gave an answer.
"You have no offspring!"
The voice of the god's head is too neutral and it is hard to tell whether it is male or female.
"what?"
The man in the suit was dumbfounded.
puff!
Some people laughed and thought the answer was funny.
Some people were completely confused. Logically speaking, there shouldn't be any mistakes with a god's head, but how could a god hunter have everything he wanted without any offspring?
"So there's something wrong with your body, right?"
"It is impossible for the God Hunter to be infertile. No need to guess, there is only one answer, that is, his son is not his biological son, so naturally he has no offspring!"
"You forgot one possibility. It's possible that he died before he could have a baby!"
Everyone immediately analyzed many possibilities.
The man in the suit was embarrassed and panicked, and then asked: "Why don't I have any offspring?"
After more than ten seconds of anxious waiting, the divine head spoke.
"Because you will die!"
"How did I die? When did I die?"
The man in the suit asked anxiously, and at the same time began to consider whether he should not enter Shenxu in the future?
Anyway, I have saved enough money now.
But the next answer from the God's Head made him stunned on the spot.
"Now!"
The entire noisy conference hall suddenly became quiet.
Now?
What do you mean?
"what?"
The man in the suit glanced around instantly, alert: "Why am I dying?"
The God-head didn't need to answer, because after the man in the suit asked this question, his head suddenly exploded with a bang.
Blood, brain matter, and minced meat splattered everywhere, covering the surrounding floor, tables and chairs with a layer of meat sauce!
The guests sitting near him were also unlucky and were covered in blood.
"what's the situation?"
“Is it rule pollution?”
"What does your foundation do?"
Many people questioned.
Although most people here are used to seeing death, this kind of thing is still quite scary.
At least give me a reason?
Otherwise, no one will feel at ease.
"Oh, I forgot to mention that!"
Aunt Diao slapped her head and said, "If you ask a question, you need to pay a price. The amount of the price increases with the difficulty of the question!"
"Sorry sorry!"
Aunt Diao said sorry, but there was no apology on her face. Instead, she looked gloating as if she was watching the monkey show.
At this point, anyone who is not a fool will eventually realize that something is wrong.
People died, which was a major accident, but there was no sign of anyone in charge of the Dawn Foundation coming out to save the situation. Instead, this old lady in mink fur was still there talking nonsense.
"Asking about the future generations is a very difficult question, as it involves prophecy, so the cost is of course huge."
"Once the price is paid, people die, and naturally there will be no offspring!"
"Just tell me, is the answer given by this god's head accurate?"
Aunt Diao stroked the bald head of the god.
"FUCK!"
"Fuck you!"
"Why didn't you tell me earlier that there was a price to pay?"
Some of the hot-tempered guests cursed out directly.
"Here it comes, this is the smell!"
Xia Hongyao licked her lips. She was not nervous at all, but excited instead: "Xiao Linzi, just tell me whether you are a jinx or not?"
Following you, I am sure to encounter rule pollution.
Lin Baici rolled his eyes.
"Haha, with so many big guys here this time, if our Seventeenth Section can take care of this Divine Ruins, won't we become famous overnight?"
Xia Hongyao put her hands on her hips.
"Since that old lady dared to cause trouble, she must be someone important!"
Sannomiya Airi narrowed her eyes and looked at Aunt Diao on the stage: "She is either from Dark Eclipse!"
"The people of Dark Eclipse are not that crazy!"
Gu Qingqiu denied it.
The members of this terrorist organization just want to live a life not bound by laws and morals, they do not want to die.
"So there is only one answer left, this old lady is a god!"
Sannomiya Airi glanced at Lin Baici.
This kid is very calm, he must have seen gods before.
"Hiss? God?"
Li Yintong's scalp tingled: "Why are they doing this?"
“You’ll have to ask them about that!”
Sannomiya Airi teased: "Maybe you are bored and ready to start conquering humans?"
Sakura girl noticed that Gu Qingqiu and Xia Hongyao had expectant looks on their faces, without any signs of panic or fear at all. Even the little fishman and the Korean girl, although they were very weak, were not afraid.
This shows what?
They trust Lin Baici extremely much, and being with him is the safest place in the world.
……
Facing the guests' questions, Aunt Diao smiled and said, "There is still a lot I haven't said."
"For example, once this divine head starts answering questions, it will answer all the questions of the people it sees, so who will be next?"
No one would want to be the first to take action in this kind of situation, so the venue suddenly became dead silent. Some cautious people even breathed terribly softly.
In short, don't make any noise so as not to attract the attention of the gods and humans.
"If no one takes the initiative, the gods will call your name!"
Aunt Diao reminded.
Sure enough, in less than a minute, the divine head suddenly opened its eyes, and wherever its gaze passed, the guests lowered their heads, and some even crawled under their seats.
Even the big guys in the first three rows do this.
After all, losing face is much better than losing your life.
Of course, there are also big guys who sit back and relax.
The slave owner turned around and glanced at Lin Baici.
Lin Baici and his group were still sitting on their chairs, discussing with great interest, which made the slave owner frown.
In this state, the person is either a madman or a strong man!
My son has offended such a strong man.
Death is not unjust.
The eyes of the god's head stopped and looked to the west.
Swish!
The guests on the west side were all dodging to the side, and one of the women, who was wearing a shoulder-baring dress, suddenly turned pale.
Because the god's head met her gaze, and he was looking at her.
"me……"
The off-shoulder woman's lips trembled.
"A reminder, the patience of the gods is limited. If you keep them waiting for too long, your head will..."
"Oh!"
Aunt Diao made a gesture of explosion.
The bare-shoulder woman looked at her companion.
My companions didn't know what to do either.
"Ask it a simple question!"
The Great Shaman's voice reached the ears of the bare-shoulder woman.
"Yes, if it's simple, the price you pay should be low!"
The bare-shoulder girl suddenly realized: "I... Lord God, how old am I this year?"
Everyone watched silently.
Time passed quietly, and after a dozen seconds,
Bang!
The off-shoulder girl's head suddenly exploded.
The headless corpse's legs went limp and she fell to the ground. Blood flowed from her neck, staining her dress red.
"damn it!"
"Why was she killed?"
"Is this kind of question not okay?"
The guests murmured and quickly analyzed the reasons.
"Even if only a head is left, it is still a god. Are you humiliating it by asking such a question?"
Aunt Diao was speechless: "You can't even remember your own age, you might as well die!"
"It seems that asking simple questions won't work!"
Xia Hongyao wondered what question would be most appropriate.
"Lin Jun, what do you think?"
Airi Sannomiya humbly asks for advice.
(End of this chapter)