Honkai Impact: Did you meet the First Herrscher when you first arrived? !

Chapter 593: Savage and Civilized Federation

"Handsome Prince Jimmy Paris, please tell us who is worthy of this huge, magnificent, priceless golden apple?"

"I am Hera Shakespeare. If you give me the golden apple, I promise you will become the richest man in the world."

"Lord Paris, I am Aphrodite Rossweisse. If you give me the golden apple, I will bless you and your lover and keep them together forever."

"Hmph, you dazed fool, just give the golden apple to me, Athena Atagena! I will teach you the most advanced weapons and combat techniques, and make you an invincible hero!"

Cough cough cough, the above is all nonsense. After all, no matter how ridiculous this world is, the Valkyries will never start a war just because of jealousy.

The above is just the rehearsal of a drama by a certain unscrupulous captain, but with the involvement of a certain historian and two Valkyries, Li Ming was treated as Prince Paris and had to hold back his laughter to no end.

...But when the sun rises again from the sea level, the crew of the Caledonia will be involved in a dispute that concerns the lives of others.

The next day, March 2012, 3, was also the Yucatan Long Period 5, 12.19.19.17.18-Flint——

12.19.19.17.18 belong to the Long Count calendar, while the second half, 2-Flint, belongs to the Tzolkin calendar which repeats itself in a cycle of 260 days.

A strange man wearing a parrot helmet surrounded the village with a group of soldiers. A guard holding a wooden spear was talking to an old woman wearing a headscarf with colorful feathers. She was wearing light cloth, but the colorful feathers on her head showed her status.

"If you savages who refuse to accept enlightenment insist on celebrating the arrival of the "new era" in your own barbaric way, then don't blame us for not observing the sacred festival truce and using violence to force you to accept progressive culture."

The old woman just curled her lips in disdain, "What about the sacred festival truce? I'm afraid you have forgotten everything passed down by our ancestors, right?"

"Don't be rude to the general! You are just a barbarian, not trying to learn the high priest's thoughts, and you dare to--"

The soldier was about to say something, but the general just raised his hand and said, "No need to say more. Since they have made up their minds, we have no choice but to take action. Let your barbaric customs be cursed forever by the gods of Venus!"

"Wait, please don't start a war now, Grandmother, the general of the Federation!" A girl dressed in gorgeous feathers blocked the way of the general in the parrot helmet.

"...Silly girl, now that things have come to this, do you think you can send these people away with just a few words?"

The old woman looked at her granddaughter and sighed helplessly, but when the parrot-headed general was about to take action, a voice stopped him.

"stop!"

"who!"

The soldier ignored the sudden sound and prepared to take action, with the tip of the wooden spear pointed at the Huayu girl.

The Parrot-Headed General watched the golden hair flash past him, and his soldier was kicked away directly.

I saw a girl in a strange dress landed in front of him, "My captain has something to say!"

Just as the girl finished speaking, an old red-haired girl who looked a little strange and was wearing strange clothes, as if she had a special lung disease, started coughing repeatedly, "Ahem, as the saying goes, harmony brings wealth. I just said don't fight - so everyone please calm down. Since God has allowed our fleet to land at this time, why don't you both give me some face and stop fighting for the time being?"

"Oh! He appears, the user of the Face Fruit. I knew it. You said your name is Shakespeare, but actually your name is Shanks, right?"

Li Ming, dressed in [Fire Master Zhen Kun], walked out, with the holy sword [Yulandel] in his left hand and the Xuanyuan Sword in his right hand.

There was no way around it. A certain captain had stopped here with the Caledonia fifteen minutes ago.

The Caledonia entered the subtropical area yesterday through high-speed currents.

Later, a captain, despite the crew's objections, stopped here with the Caledonia.

Originally, Li Ming, Shang Boliang and Bianca had won three votes, but the talented Rita won one vote from Grandpa Miguel.

The user of the Face Fruit used gentle persuasion and entertainment to entice someone, so the votes instantly went from being a tie to being one-sided.

So they went straight to the island. Leila and Schrödinger stayed on the Caledonia. The other sailors had no idea about this place without a tavern and fun, so they just stayed on the ship to rest. After all, this place was too desolate.

So the above scene appeared, but because of the request of an irrational captain, the people who took the lead were those who could speak Spanish.

When everyone got to the island, Miguel first came into contact with the Huayu girl, and naturally his three views were guided by his five senses.

Just kidding, the main point is that it is true that seeing injustice on the road is to help others with one's sword. Moreover, a certain hot-blooded Valkyrie is very disdainful of such primitive behavior and practices.

These people called themselves a federation, but they invaded other people and bound others with so-called sacred festivals. Although they were dressed very similarly to these people, there was no essential change.

Therefore, Valkyrie Bianca was ready to attack, and a [Plasma Spear] appeared in Bianca's hand. "These unreasonable people should be taught a lesson!"

"What are you talking about?" The Parrot-Headed General looked up at the girl who had knocked his guards away with one punch.

Although they look cute, they should not be underestimated. "Who are you guys? Do you want to stop the federation from doing its job? What on earth are you guys mumbling about?"

"It seems that the face fruit has lost its effect!" Li Ming shook his head. The common language here is Spanish, and only old men can communicate normally. After all, this is old man Miguel's common language!

However, it seems that the federation established after the occupation made Spanish the common language.

Therefore, he did not understand what Bianca said at all, but fortunately, there was the omnipotent Rita, "... Language barrier is really difficult, it seems that I can only translate what Lady Bianca just said literally." Rita's pupils, which were originally slightly narrowed, suddenly opened, revealing a fierce light with red coldness, "Go back to your hometown, and don't even think about invading this village again in your life! - That's all we have to say!"

"Of course, it's not impossible if you want to die!" Li Ming's Spanish was halting and not very fluent. After all, he had never used it before. He only used the effect of the [Tianhui] imprint to enhance his learning.

But Li Ming's words made the parrot-headed general angry, and his soldiers said angrily, "How dare you insult the sacred federal soldiers like this? I want to duel with you!"

"Zahair, we are here to bring civilization to them. Don't let us appear to be barbaric nomads."

Although he was angry, the Parrot-Headed General still maintained outward politeness.

But a certain Valkyrie was about to explode, "How ridiculous! Aren't there many bandits under the banner of yours in human history?" Bianca inserted the [Plasma Spear] in her hand into the ground and said to Rita, "Rita, bring the gloves over, let these guys see the power of the Valkyrie."

"You're actually using boxing gloves? Interesting, count me in!"

Li Ming inserted the two swords behind his back and put them away. [Lihuo Shi Zhenkun] clenched his fists and made a clanging sound.