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Chapter 637 Brownian motion missiles and linden trees
Chapter 37, Brownian Missiles and Lindens
After ridiculing the funny people in China who only saw thieves eating meat but not being beaten, Wang Qiu and Political Commissar Guo naturally turned the topic to the alien monster Godzilla in front of them—this is currently It has become the hottest news hotspot in the whole world!none of them!
Different from the mysterious incidents that were always kept hidden in the past, this time the "alien monster incident" happened in India. Due to the huge impact and the slow response of Indian officials, journalists from all countries can enter The report on the spot where the monsters came was known all over the world from the very beginning and caused a global sensation.All the media are using their greatest strength to bombard and publicize this big event of the arrival of alien monsters.
As a result, it is natural that all kinds of hot topics continue to be popular among the people-European and American TV stations immediately cut off talk shows, news, gourmet programs and promotional advertisements, and began to compete to broadcast all kinds of hot topics in the most aggressive way of vicious competition. The "special program" of the title quickly invited experts who fit their audience positioning to speak out.Then, from WeChat and Weibo in China, to Facebook and Twitter in the West, to 2ch in Japan, and to ghost islands and ptts that belong to the Chinese circle, the entire Internet is full of crazy people talking like crazy. Bold speculation and all kinds of "expert analysis" with an attitude of entertaining to death made this topic cross the cultural circle and language gap, and it boiled all over the world in an instant!
——In the past years, human beings have created countless alien invaders of all kinds through novels, movies, TV, animations, games, etc. Enthusiast groups, but the vast majority of people never imagined that this kind of scene that should only appear in Hollywood blockbusters and Japanese feature films would actually come into reality in their own lifetimes!
fear?Well, maybe a little bit, but it’s more about excitement, attention and anticipation—celebrity gossip and politician scandals, as well as low-tech funny wars in the Middle East and Africa, are far less exciting than this.Journalists from major media outlets all over the world flocked to India like crazy for a while, and even some websites started to launch a bet around this incident: Can Indians defeat the monster?How much time does it take to defeat the monster?Is this monster the vanguard of alien invaders, and are there more monsters or flying saucers behind? ...
And the Indian officials' various rivalries and a series of unreliable and clumsy performances are also full of Indian-style humor and joy, providing a lot of entertainment for spectators holding popcorn behind the screens all over the world. Funny talk worth laughing at.
But in any case, after learning that this monster is covered in gold, and its weight is estimated to be at least [-] tons, the public opinion circles around the world all agree that the Indians have taken a big deal this time—and Regardless of the special value of this monster's corpse, scientific research institutions around the world will definitely flock to it, and they will not hesitate to pay a high price for it. The gold on it alone can at least double the gold reserves of the Indian government several times!
However, compared to beating the Godzilla monster to death, dismantling it into pieces, pulling it away and smelting it into gold ingots, this kind of rough utilization method that lacks technical content, some unscrupulous traversers who know more inside information than the Indian government, A more sustainable approach to disposal is also proposed.
"...After learning about the golden monster, Ma Tong who stayed at the Xisha base babbled to us, saying that it would be too wasteful to directly kill Godzilla and dismember it, and it should be treated as a living golden monster." The mines are kept in captivity, carefully fed, and then scales are removed regularly, teeth are pulled out, nails are cut, bloodletting, and meat are cut. After a year, thousands of tons of gold will be produced. It is also pure green and pollution-free, which is really low-input and high-yield excellent work."
In the temporary tent set up by the United Nations investigation team outside the Great Bodhi Temple, Political Commissar Guo, who had nothing to do, talked to Wang Qiu so eloquently.
"...Eh? It's like raising sheep for shearing, raising Godzilla to dig for gold? Senior Ma Tong's idea is really a bit..."
Wang Qiu's eyes straightened for a moment, "...Not to mention the difficulty of raising Godzilla, and how to dig it out of the ground, even if these problems can be solved, then Godzilla should be given What to eat? According to the description in the official setting collection of related films, the cosmic monster Godzilla can only be fed with nuclear fuel. According to the current international market price of nuclear fuel, after a lot of tossing, the cost may be higher than the output. To be high..."
"... Comrade Ma Tong has also considered this point. She said that she can feed Godzilla nuclear waste from various nuclear power plants and nuclear submarines. The nuclear power plant charges a fee for waste disposal, killing two birds with one stone..."
——Uh, what you eat is nuclear waste, and what you grow is gold... Senior Ma Tong, are you asking for Godzilla by the standards of Mr. Lu Xun or cows?
Therefore, in Wang Qiu's mind, a cute version of the golden Godzilla suddenly appeared, holding a sign and tearfully protesting: "You can't do this, feed me some inferior food with teeth , I want to sue you for torturing monsters!"... Such an embarrassing association made him burst into laughter: "...This is Godzilla, the space monster, and it's not Taiwan Strawberry Soldiers, how can it be regarded as mobile garbage What about the bucket?"
——Taiwanese media widely believe that one of the most important daily responsibilities of the Taiwan military is to deal with the unsalable fruits and vegetables of Tainan farmers...
"...So, she was just joking, no one would take this idea seriously..." Commissar Guo grinned.
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However, as outsiders, Wang Qiu, Political Commissar Guo and others can certainly speak nonsense in such a serious manner.But as the real parties involved, the Indian military, which is currently ordered to besiege the monster Godzilla, can't be so relaxed and carefree.
——After coordinating the distribution of interests between the central government of New Delhi and the local authorities of Bihar, and fighting back the black hands that Bangladesh and other countries tried to extend, the generals on the front line finally have time to think about how to fight monster.
At this time, the lieutenant general of the Indian Army who was ordered to command the "monster battle" was in a daze with the battle plan carefully prepared by the staff.
"...do you think... that the safest tactic for our army at present is to wait for this monster to starve to death? This idea is really... oh my God! No matter how much you worship Mr. Gandhi, you cannot put non-violence without Has the cooperation strategy been abused to such an extent?!"
Mr. Lieutenant General angrily slapped the plan on the table, and roared, "...do you still have any sense of being a soldier?"
However, in the face of Mr. Lieutenant General's roar, those staff officers who were born in the Kshatriya caste were also full of helplessness and complained. First of all, with the sturdiness and hugeness of this metal monster, hitting it with a bullet is simply a breeze. ; Then, the range of the bazooka and the mortar is too close, as long as the monster roars, the gunner in charge of the bombing will be stunned; then, if heavy artillery bombardment or aircraft bombing is used, it is difficult to guarantee the impact point, and now It's the rainy season, and the whole theater has continuous storms and rains for days, and the visibility is extremely poor. There are bound to be a lot of accidental bombings.
In fact, if this is a wilderness, then the accidental bombing is also a mistaken bombing, but the problem is that Bodh Gaya in Bihar, India, is not only the birthplace of Buddhism, but also a place where various Hindu monuments gather. It is a religious holy land equivalent to Jerusalem, and it is full of valuable historical relics of human civilization... With the strength of Indian religious forces, such consequences are enough for the commanders to be overwhelmed!
——During the Middle East War, when Jews and Arabs fought for Jerusalem, they didn't dare to play scorched land and strategic bombing!
What's more, if you want to deal with a [-]-ton behemoth like Godzilla, you have to waste ammunition indiscriminate bombing and saturation attacks-many small countries have a miniature aircraft carrier with a displacement of less than [-] tons!You let those guerrillas with rocket launchers go to fight?
Not to mention, the aircraft carrier in this world is hollow, but the space monster Godzilla is solid, obviously more durable...
Such a troublesome situation made the Indian military feel like hunting mice in a porcelain shop-and the mice were made of iron!
After listening to the report on the above-mentioned difficulties, the lieutenant general was really as big as a bucket, and for a while he even thought that he had to wait patiently for the monster to starve to death.But helplessly, the urging from New Delhi became more urgent every time, coupled with the pressure of public opinion from the whole world, forcing him to stop delaying and must make a quick decision in order to restore the image of the Indian government and army as much as possible... So, The front-line Indian troops who were driven to the shelves could only bite the bullet and formulate a precision strike plan-dispatch the air force and use India's latest domestically developed laser-guided bombs to carry out precision strikes on the monsters.In order to avoid accidental bombing, the ground personnel irradiated the target with laser light to guide the bomb to hit the monster.
Then, considering the huge threat of the roar of monsters, normal people may not be able to do the work of ground laser irradiation under the condition that the eardrum may be shattered at any time.Therefore, the front-line commander specially selected a few brave deaf men from disabled retired soldiers to form a ground death squad. shoot a laser at it,
Finally, in the middle of the night of the seventh day of the arrival of the monster Godzilla, all preparations for battle were finally ready.Under the focused onlookers of journalists from all over the world, six laser-guided bombs spewed flames and were dropped one by one from the Indian fighter plane... Then there was a sudden violent rollover!Experienced military observers immediately exclaimed loudly: No, the Brownian movement of missiles with Indian characteristics has appeared again!Everyone, hide quickly!
Next, I saw six laser-guided bombs flying irregularly in the night sky, flying into a human character for a while, and flying into a character for a while, and then disappeared into the vast night sky with a high jump, and then flew across like a shooting star In the sky, a group fell headlong and smashed hard at... the Great Bodhi Temple!
——Sure enough, it is worthy of the control program written on the basis of the Brownian motion equation, and the Indian missile guided by gravity!
Rumble!
——Booming sound, flames flying... Wang Qiu, who was lying in the tent and dreaming, was suddenly blown out by the blast wave together with Ju Chuan Shizuka, rolled several times in the sand, knocked hard Bloody head.He managed to groan and raised his head to look, only to see that the legendary Bodhi tree, where Buddha Sakyamuni was enlightened with his back, has been bathed in the blazing fire and turned into a pile of smoking sticks...
Just as he was stunned, the gigantic stupa with a history of 800 years and a height of more than [-] meters beside the bodhi tree also collapsed after a burst of shaking, leaving only one A mess of bricks and rubble.
After another tens of seconds, the Godzilla monster in the distance, startled by the big explosion, let out an impatient high-pitched whistle.
——The Indian military's first precision strike plan against the space monster Godzilla has completely failed so far...
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Due to another Brownian motion of India-made missiles, the big Bodhi tree where Buddha enlightened was blown into a pile of coke... But this problem is actually not very serious, because this "holy tree" is no longer the one where Buddha enlightened. One tree—the bodhi tree that once sheltered Sakyamuni under the scorching sun has long since withered completely in the era of the decline of Buddhism and the invasion of heretics, but a branch of it was once taken by the daughter of King Ashoka, Sanghamido. Brought to Sri Lanka, where it flourished.Therefore, after the Great Bodhi Temple was rediscovered, someone went to Sri Lanka to take branches from its descendants and transplant them back to the original place. After many years, it grew into the current Bodhi tree, enjoying the honor of its ancestors again.
Therefore, even if the tree is burned again now, it is just a small matter of going to Sri Lanka to get another branch and replanting it for the second time.
What really makes people sigh is the collapse of the pagoda of the Mahabodhi Temple. This pagoda, which is said to have been built in the Ashoka era, is not only large in scale, but also full of Buddha statues and niches. The carvings are exquisite and solemn. Even in the world, It can also be called a treasure of ancient civilization and art.In the 50th century, in order to avoid the devastation of the Japanese army, the remaining local Buddhists did not hesitate to mobilize all their hands to dig the earth to completely bury the [-]-meter-high pagoda and turn it into a mound. It was spared the fate of being destroyed by pagan invaders, but it was also lost for hundreds of years.It was not until [-] that it was re-excavated by British archaeologists, and the world was shocked immediately. There are countless Buddhists who come to pilgrimage every year... However, although this world-class Buddhist cultural heritage has successfully escaped in the past It was destroyed by the infidels, but now it has not escaped the missiles of the Indian army!
All of a sudden, India was in an uproar, and the front-line commander who was directly responsible was forced to resign, and the siege operation stalled again.The government propaganda department tried its best to transfer the public opinion to the monster, and announced that after the war, it would use the skull of the monster to build a temple in the local area, use this tourism resource to develop the local economy, and attract lovers of alien civilization and aliens from all over the world. Curiosity hunter... Only then did he barely calm down.
However, no matter what the Indians plan to do next, whether to continue throwing Brownian motion missiles to play the game of accidental bombing, or summon the monkey Hanuman to pull Godzilla out of the mud pit with his tail, or forcefully pour water from the Ganges River The method poisoned Godzilla to death. Anyway, Wang Qiu, who was almost hit by a missile at the Great Bodhi Temple, no longer dared to accompany him anymore——As a senior reincarnator in infinite space, he successfully fought through so many dangers. Wouldn't it be too embarrassing if he ended up being killed in an accidental bombing in India for no apparent reason?
That night, facing the missiles that fell suddenly, Wang Qiu fully felt his own insignificance and powerlessness, as well as the sadness of not being able to control his own destiny.
So, on the second day of the "Big Bodhi Temple accidental bombing incident", he dragged Li Wei and Ju Chuan Shizuka, who were also terrified, and left Bodh Gaya, where the Red Cross was transporting the wounded, by the ambulance. , and then went all the way back to New Delhi, and took a flight back to China.
As a result, the Indians still failed to capture the Godzilla monster until he stepped onto the pier of the secret base on the Xisha Island Reef...