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Chapter 632: Indian-style Cosmic Monster Coping Strategies

Chapter 32. Indian-style Cosmic Monster Coping Strategies

It's a pity that because few people don't know the way of Bodh Gaya very much, they can only run around like headless chickens.During the period, the ground was still shaking from time to time, causing them to fall down several times while running around in the dark.

As a result, when dawn broke, the sky was bright, and the earthquake had basically subsided, Wang Qiu, who was already exhausted and sweating profusely, discovered to his dismay that his group actually went around in the dark in the middle of the night. He ran back to the gate of the Great Bodhi Temple again!

This discovery is really powerless. Just as Wang Qiu was about to find a rock to sit down to catch his breath, the confused and cute voice of Teacher Ju Chuan Shizuka sounded next to his ears: "...Ai ai ai! Hurry up Look, why is that Godzilla still in the same place?"

Therefore, Wang Qiu turned his head and looked at the cosmic monster standing under the gorgeous morning glow, shining with metallic luster... Then he couldn't help but also froze - sure enough, just like Ju Chuan Shizuka exclaimed just now, Since the monster landed, it basically stayed where it was.

——What is going on here? ! !Could it be that the attack was not a real monster, but a random monster model to save costs?

Or...Could it be...In Wang Qiu's mind, a certain old medieval science fiction novel involuntarily appeared, in which an alien fleet landed on the earth and defeated the human army in just a few days. But then there is a plot where the whole army is wiped out by the cold virus... Could it be that the cosmic monster Tyrannosaurus Godzilla in front of him is also caught by the earth virus, and has already stood up?

And the most popular virus killer on Earth right now is the weakened version of the T virus that also came from another world... Once the two meet, what kind of thing will be brewed under the sparks hitting the earth?Godzilla, a zombie Tyrannosaurus who is so weird that people can't complain about it? !

This is really... a rhythm that makes people feel embarrassed!

In addition, I don't know if it is because of the visual angle. Compared with the night, the monster at this moment seems to be... a lot shorter?

Just as he was getting confused, although the Ultraman fighters still didn't come, the Indian army, which had arrived belatedly, finally appeared.

At this time, about six hours have passed since the monster fell... I have to say that the reaction speed of the Indian military is really slow enough.

——A certain military jet plane staggered over from the west, and it was unclear whether it was for combat or reconnaissance.After reaching the sky above the monster, the jet made a sharp turn, as if it wanted to dive down to get close to the reconnaissance... Then, under the eyes of everyone, the jet made a sudden swoop when it dived to the lowest point. Turn off the fire!Then it crashed to the ground like a stone!

So, Wang Qiu was stunned to see a ball of fire rising in the distance—fortunately, it happened to be the rainy season in India, and the air and trees were very humid. Just the night before, Bodh Gaya had just fallen. A heavy rainstorm, the crash should not cause a fire.

"...What's wrong with this Indian plane? Even if you want to learn from Kamikaze and play suicide attacks, it's obviously not in the right direction!"

Wang Qiu suddenly felt a little dizzy, "...the location where the wreckage of the plane landed is far from the monster!"

"...Moreover, it doesn't look like it was shot down by a monster. We have been staring at it just now! We didn't see this monster spewing flames from its mouth, or shooting lasers from its eyes—from the beginning to the end, this The stuff was poking there like a rock without even opening its mouth."

Li Wei held a folding binoculars, squinted his eyes and looked into the distance, and muttered, "...that's really weird, how did this plane fall down? Could it be that this monster is still mentally attacking? It can directly burn the pilot's brain into paste?"

"...No. I've seen the special film. This cosmic monster Godzilla should not have such exaggerated functions. It's just fighting with minions like wild animals." Ju Chuan Shizuka shook her head and denied.

Then, as a well-know Indian local high society, Mr. Chandra Shukla gritted his teeth and said the most reliable answer: "...this unlucky plane... must have been taken by Hindustan Airlines (HAL) ) is in charge of maintenance! When I visited once before, I saw with my own eyes that when they found that the engine of a military aircraft had sprayed out parts, they just inserted the parts back indiscriminately, and then sent the aircraft to the factory—anyway, this They weren't driving the plane, even if it fell down afterwards, they wouldn't be able to die on their heads..."

——Wang Qiu and others expressed cautious agreement with the above-mentioned targeted conclusions given by authorities in the local political circles in India.

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However, even though the plane has crashed, there must be a way to deal with this alien monster that fell from the sky no matter what.

If it is in the plot world of infinite space, with god-level black technology equipment, Wang Qiu might have confidently played the cameo role of Ultraman and rushed to beat up the little monsters.But in the real world where extraordinary power is severely restricted, Wang Qiu is just an ordinary person right now.

——It’s not that I don’t have the spirit of Lei Feng, an internationalist who is willing to help others.Rather... there is a limit to manpower, and concubines really can't do it!

What's more, in the final analysis, this is the housework of the Indians themselves, so I don't need a foreigner to do it for me!

However, Wang Qiu and the others continued to wait on the spot for more than an hour, but they never received any official force from the Indians, whether it was the army, police or rescuers, they were all gone. Instead, they ushered in a large group of excited wild dogs. Reporters of all kinds... I saw some of them seize the commanding heights in the Great Bodhi Temple, set up long guns and short cannons, and shot wildly at the space monsters in the distance.Some looked around for witnesses and asked about what happened last night—Wang Qiu and the others were also caught and questioned several times by reporters.There are also some courageous warriors who continue to advance towards the feet of the monsters in tattered pickup trucks or three-wheeled motorcycles commonly used by Indians-the paparazzi are really desperate to grab news! ! !

At the same time, other local Indian residents of Bodh Gaya, as well as some monks from the Mahabodhi Temple who have not yet escaped, gradually gathered near the temple, pointing at the cosmic monsters standing majestically in the distance, including some majestic elders level character.

Wang Qiu originally thought that they would discuss some countermeasures, but who knew that their final decision was neither to evacuate and flee individually, nor to contact the army and the government, or to organize rescue of the survivors buried under the rubble, nor to rush up to meet the survivors. The monster desperately.But... praying to the gods and Buddhas? ! !

Seeing these Indians knelt down to the monsters and prayed to the gods and Buddhas for blessings devoutly, Wang Qiu couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and couldn't hold back the urge to complain...but he didn't know What should I say is good, so I can only continue to roll my eyes and sulk.

"...Hey, don't look at people with such an expression that looks like a lunatic! If such an exaggerated incident happened in France in the [-]th century, the serfs in my manor would probably have the same reaction! You guys Didn’t you see it all when you traveled through the past last time?”

The former Paladin Li Wei, who spent a lot of time in the European Middle Ages, understood this kind of mentality of the masses, so he persuaded him like this.

"...You are an illiterate serf in the Middle Ages! But even if these Indians are equally illiterate, they are modern people after all! They are not barbarians of primitive tribes isolated from the world!" Wang Qiu finally choked out a complaint at this moment , "...were they brain-attacked by UFOs?"

"...Alas, it's not UFOs that attack their minds, but religious superstitions! This has nothing to do with ancient or modern people!"

Li Wei rolled his eyes, "...such a common situation of praying to God whenever something happens, when I just traveled to medieval Europe, I was very uncomfortable and confused. It took a long time to gradually understand , The root of the problem is that we have a completely different worldview from those religious fanatics. So the way of thinking about things is naturally different. For example, what problems do we encounter, no matter whether we can find the crux of the problem in the end , Come up with a feasible solution, at least analyze it based on reality, and try to find a solution to it.

However, those devout religious believers are not like this. They think that the real world is illusory, and the spiritual world in religion is real.So, in our view, many of their ideas about understanding the world are surreal and anti-rational.For example, according to the idea of ​​reincarnation with Indian characteristics, if something goes wrong in real life, these Indians often don't bother to think about it, but directly think that it must be caused by bad things they did in their previous life.Even if it was the monster that appeared in front of them, they would think that they committed crimes in their previous lives, which led to the punishment of gods and Buddhas.

In this way, the 'correct countermeasure' they can come up with is naturally to pray to the gods quickly, instead of trying to do something stupid with their own power - because the power of gods and fate is irresistible to human beings... I say this If so, you should be able to roughly understand it, right? "

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"...Well, I understand, maybe in their eyes, those of us who don't pray to the gods quickly are crazy..."

Wang Qiu helplessly raised his hands and made a gesture of surrender, "...Then what should we do? We can't pray with them, can we? Or go to the monster with those reporters to see what happened? This makes people always I feel like I'm dying..."

"...I think, shouldn't we retreat for a while? In the special film, every time we fight monsters, it will cause landslides and landslides!"

Ju Chuan Shizuka suddenly said something surprising, "...What if they use nuclear bombs to blow up monsters? There are often such scenes in special films."

"...Nuclear bombs? Indians? I don't think it is possible. They are not simple and rude Russians who don't care about the consequences. And when it comes to the technical conditions of nuclear weapons in India's white elephants, they can't support them. They are not the five permanent members of the United Nations. !"

Wang Qiu frowned and said, "...the current India only has relatively backward first-generation nuclear weapons, and lacks intercontinental missiles capable of loading nuclear warheads. What's more, those high-caste nobles in India who are in power in New Delhi are not the decisive ones in the Marvel world. The World Security Council can order the nuclear explosion of Manhattan, New York without hesitation—this is dropping a nuclear bomb on its own land! And the target of the bombardment is not a barren mountain, but the most densely populated Ganges Plain in India! If you count the follow-up radiation pollution, it is possible to kill [-] million people in one breath!

According to the impression we have come into contact with these days, with the daily efficiency of the Indian government, it is estimated that such a major event will take at least several months to several years before it is possible to make a decision.At that time, everything was probably over—look, it has been more than seven hours since the cosmic monsters landed in Bodh Gaya, but apart from the plane just now, we haven’t even seen a single Indian policeman or soldier. arrive! "

"...I have met more than a hundred reporters before and after. There is no way to censor news like this. I really don't know what kind of impact it will have on global public opinion and society..." Li Wei sighed, from the tree Yin Xia stood up, "...How Indians worship gods or talk about it is their own business, but since we happen to be at the scene, we have to do something anyway? Otherwise, how can we explain to the higher authorities afterwards?"

"...Well, it is indeed necessary to do something. Although there is no way to guest Ultraman to fight monsters, it is still necessary to collect some information."

Wang Qiu nodded, "...To be honest, I'm also really curious right now, why is that monster barely moving now..."

——From the Great Bodhi Temple to the place where the monster stands, according to Wang Qiu's visual estimation, there is a distance of about two kilometers to three kilometers.

From this distance, although the head and upper body of the space monster Godzilla can be seen from the top of the treetops, much more can't be seen clearly.

So, Wang Qiu took out a gadget that looked like a smartphone from his pocket, pulled out six folding rods from the edge, and installed propellers to turn it into a mini drone.Then plug the remote control cube of the drone into the tablet computer, and a drone reconnaissance system will appear.

With the help of the camera probe of the mini-drone used by the spy flying high in the sky, he finally saw the very embarrassing and energetic current situation of this cosmic monster Godzilla from the video screen of the tablet computer—only Among the wreckage of collapsed buildings, the 50-meter-tall monster Godzilla is standing in the center of a large sunken pit.

But in Wang Qiu's eyes, this thing doesn't seem to have much fearsome majesty. Instead, it presents some kind of indescribable embarrassment: because half of its body, including the two legs and below the waist, has been deeply buried sunk below the ground.And on the ground around it, there are also radial cracks... Obviously, it once struggled to climb up, but in the end it sank deeper and deeper.

how to say?It feels like an unlucky traveler who has accidentally fallen into a swamp and cannot escape no matter how hard he struggles.

Therefore, at this moment, Mr. Godzilla has his eyes closed and his head drooping, as if he is taking a nap from being exhausted, or he may have given up on himself.It is even possible that he died for some reason, and there is only a corpse left - of course, according to Wang Qiu's estimation, the last possibility should not be very high, because there is no such thing as "The Book of Time Traveling". The message "The monster has been destroyed" is displayed.

"...that... I remember, it shouldn't be a swamp or a rice field over there, right?" Wang Qiu smacked his lips and commented, "...but this scene... seems to have some impressions, I seem to have seen it somewhere After such a description... oh, I remembered!"

After recording enough live video data of the monster landing scene in the computer, Wang Qiu lowered and put away the drone, then searched the hard disk of the tablet computer, and finally found a copy he wanted. e-book - "Utopian Science Reader".

——In this epoch-making and authoritative work on utopian science that is both logical, mind-opening, and hilarious, Mr. Yanagita Rikoo, who takes "destroying children's innocent dreams" as his greatest hobby in life, expressed his opinion on the above The situation has been brilliantly and hilariously analyzed:

"...a height of 50 meters and a weight of [-] tons... Well, if calculated in this way, the ground pressure it generates may be too much for granite! It seems that this Godzilla can only go underground A monster... I wonder if he has the ability to swim in magma?"