novelsite Chapter 589: You aliens really know how to play!
Chapter 589: You aliens really know how to play!
Chapter 22, you aliens really know how to play!
With the green light of the intelligent recognition system, a car slowly drove into the courtyard of Iron Man's beach house.
Iron Man Tony's current girlfriend, and Pepper Pepper, CEO of Stark Industries.Potts, after finishing the recent affairs of the Stark Enterprises as quickly as possible, took the plane first, then drove himself, and rushed all the way back to Iron Man's sea view villa in Malibu, California.She planned to pack some things here, and then dragged Tony to leave the villa, and went outside to find a remote place to relax or something.
It wasn't her sudden romantic idea of leaving work and going on vacation with her boyfriend, but Pepper Pepper.Poz had already seen Tony from the major media newspapers.Stark's provocative words to the "Mandarin".Especially this time, Tony actually declared himself to the world openly, he just hooked his fingers at the "Mandarin", so that the other party would come to the ring if he had the courage!
This reckless and reckless approach gave Pepper a headache. Of course, she was very aware of the attack and hospitalization of Iron Man's former personal bodyguard Harpy. She even went to the hospital to see him in person. .Only then did Poz decide to take Tony out of the villa for a while in the near future.
— Unlike Tony, who has become more and more heroic over the years, as a woman, Pepper.Potts doesn't like Tony's overly exciting adventure career at all, and he doesn't even want him to continue to be a superhero.Because every time Iron Man takes a heroic adventure, she will be worried about Tony's safety, life and death.Especially in New York half a year ago, during the epic battle with the alien invaders, the Chitauri, she could only stay alone in a safe place to pray and worry, but she couldn't help her boyfriend in any way, or To get Tony back home safely.
Pepper Pepper is a strong woman who is proficient in business and finance.Although Potts can manage the Stark Enterprise in an orderly manner, in the world of superheroes, she can't get involved at all.The power of money appears so weak and useless in that arena where violence is paramount.
Pepper Peppers.Potts really, really hated the frustration of being powerless, because it forced her to admit how weak she was.
Indeed, Pepper also sympathizes with what happened to Harpy, and is very angry at the terrorist leader "Mandarin" who attacked Harpy and killed and injured many innocent people, but this does not mean that she agrees with Tony's provocative words to provoke The person who planned that terrorist attack.
Therefore, as a girlfriend, Pepper thinks that he needs to coax Tony to go out and hide with her for a while as soon as possible, and come back after everything is calm.For this reason, she deliberately spent a whole day arranging urgent affairs for the next seven or eight days, and appointed several new temporary personnel positions.If there is indeed an urgent matter that she must deal with in person, the convenience brought by modern technology should also support her telecommuting.
Then, she left the newly rebuilt Stark Industries Building in Manhattan, New York, and traveled across the United States from east to west to Iron Man Tony's beach house in Malibu, California-this is really a long journey that is almost impossible. An insane commute to work.
Thankfully, when she arrived at the villa, everything seemed to be the same as usual.At least I didn't see a smoky ruin.In addition to the various hideouts in the field outside the villa, there are more paparazzi reporters than usual, more guns and short guns, and maybe drones and monitors - for Hollywood stars and superheroes Wait, for any American celebrity with a permanent address, these guys are basically a lingering daily presence like flies and mosquitoes, lingering around your house every day, trying to sit back and wait to make a big news.
Then, there was a small conical spaceship model in the courtyard in front of the house, a bit similar to the old-fashioned Apollo spacecraft command module, but this is nothing unusual, Tony always makes a lot of weird things every day. Stuff like the Iron Man armor is one of them.This has been the case since he was not Iron Man, even if this spaceship can really lift off, Miss Potts said that she would not be surprised.
She skillfully parked the car at the entrance of the villa, then pushed the door open, "...Jarvis, is Tony at home?"
"...Mr. Stark is entertaining guests on the balcony on the roof, Miss Potts. Some children who claim to be aliens have just come to visit him in the spaceship outside the door." The smart housekeeper program replied, "... ...although I think such a small vehicle should be more like a landing pod."
"...Aliens? Protoss from Asgard?" Speaking of aliens, Miss Potts immediately thought of the big blonde Thor, because of his active performance in the battle of Manhattan in New York and a In a series of hot interviews with the media, this sometimes majestic, sometimes silly and cute Thor has become the most familiar image of aliens in the world, "...but why did Tony go to the balcony to entertain them?"
"...It seems to be to test a piece of alien technology they brought, Miss Potts. That thing is really wonderful."
"...Like last time's Rubik's Cube?" Little Pepper shrugged. She has been around Iron Man for so long, experienced so many adventures, and seen so many superheroes. She has lost many new things. Curiosity, only fear and resistance to avoid.
"... Anyway, that's the situation, Miss Potts, do you need me to call Mr. Stark down?" the smart housekeeper program continued to ask.
"...Don't bother me, I'll wait for him below. Maybe there is something important to world peace that Tony needs to worry about!"
Pepper Peppers.Poz yawned a little tiredly, sat down on the sofa in the living room of the villa, and then noticed the things on the coffee table, "...hot tea and animal biscuits? Tony actually prepared this kind of treat for children Something? (Chewing) seems to be okay." She threw a few animal biscuits into her mouth, then poured herself another cup of tea, "...Well, this tea is also quite fragrant..."
As he had just rushed to California from New York thousands of kilometers away, and the road was almost dry, Pepper Potts was already tired, thirsty and hungry, so he couldn't help eating several animal biscuits , and drank a lot of tea one cup after another... However, before Miss Potts didn't realize it, the shape of her face had gradually changed subtly, and her body had quietly become hairy...
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At the same time, on the roof balcony of this sea-view villa planted with plants, the aroma of various foods is wafting.
However, the originally tall and straight cacti were all limp and shriveled like dregs of medicine that had been squeezed dry.
“…this is really a fun little gadget! Great to bring out at parties to show off and liven up.”
After tasting another piece of chocolate cake grown from a cactus relying on [plant modification fluid], Tony Stark wiped his mouth and commented as usual viciously, "...you really can't explain the science in it Principle? Even if it’s just a general concept.”
"...Unfortunately, Mr. Tony, we really don't know such profound knowledge!" Wang Qiu, who has shrunk his age and pretended to be young, rolled his eyes helplessly, "...do you think that the average American today is Primary school students, can you tell me how to make a home computer?"
"...Uh, indeed, they probably don't even know how to multiply and divide four-digit numbers... I forgot to take into account your knowledge level. But wouldn't it be unfair to do this? In this transaction , I need to explain from the basic principles, and guide you to make the Ark reactor step by step." Tony shrugged, "...and you just threw me a few gadgets that I didn't even understand the principles."
"...So we gave you four small props that we thought were very interesting, all of which should not be able to be produced by the current earth technology. You can take it and study it slowly. Then we only hope that you can help us make a handmade ark Reactor. I think it's a fair deal, Mister Stark."
The political commissar Guo, who has shrunk his age, also rolled his eyes, as if he couldn't understand Iron Man's insatiable greed, "...if you still don't think it's enough, then after it's done, you can take our spaceship to the moon or Mars play for fun……"
——Currently, the space channel with the Doraemon plane has been cut off due to an unfortunate accident. All the props in the government's hands are stock purchased before. Parts are only consumed but not replenished, and it is impossible to imitate them.Although it is a resolution unanimously approved by the superiors to take out some of the black technology props of Doraemon World that have no important use in exchange for the old-fashioned Ark reactor technology from Iron Man, Commissar Guo is still instinctively reluctant to give too many props ...
"... Well, this condition seems to be good. Although I have traveled to many places, I have never been outside the earth in my life." Tony blinked, "...Okay, now let me see what you send. There are two gifts left, I can't wait."
Then, as soon as they walked into the room from the balcony on the top of the building, standing at the top of the spiral staircase, the group saw a big pure white cat wearing a famous brand of women's clothing, curled up on the sofa in the living room, and raised it lazily towards Iron Man. Cat's Claw, "...Hi! Dear Tony Meow! Are you done with your work now Meow? I have a very important matter to discuss with you Meow? What's wrong with me Meow? Oh! My Meow— Meow— —”
She seemed to have suddenly discovered the abnormality in her body, and immediately jumped three feet from the sofa, and then scratched the coffee table and the pillars with her cat's claws anxiously.
At the same time, Iron Man Tony's eyes widened, he grabbed his hair, and looked at the strange creature in the living room in disbelief, "...Oh my God! Is this female cat...Pepper? My dear, How did you become like this? Oh! It must be the fault of you little bastards!"
The next moment, Iron Man Tony turned around abruptly, grabbed Wang Qiu who was also in a daze, grabbed his collar and lifted him into the air, "... tell me what's going on here? Starboy! If something happens to Pepper, I will never forgive you!"
"...Ahem! Please calm down! Mr. Stark! Please calm down! This is not our fault, and the matter is not as serious as you think!"
Seeing Iron Man's angry expression with blue veins on his forehead and almost red eyes, Wang Qiu hurriedly raised his hand and explained, "...I think this lady must have eaten [Transformation Animal Biscuit], the one we just had Bringing another gift..."
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After a while, Tony, who finally calmed down, finally put his arms around Pepper Pepper, who was still in the state of a female cat.Potts sat side by side on the sofa in the living room of the villa, while Wang Qiu held the biscuit box that was the culprit in his hand, and explained the miraculous effect of this biscuit to them.
"...This is [Transformation Animal Biscuit], referred to as [Transformation Biscuit], a very interesting gadget, the main purpose seems to be games and pranks. As long as you eat any of the biscuits, it will become The animal shape of that biscuit."
Wang Qiu took out a cat-shaped biscuit from the box, and showed it to Iron Man and his girlfriend, "...Miss Potts ate such a biscuit, so she became a cat. Please don't worry, it's all The normal effect of [Transformation Biscuit]..."
"...that's unbelievable. Sounds a bit like Professor Banner turned into the Hulk."
Tony, who had calmed down, let out a sigh of relief, reached out and scratched the chin of Pozzi, making her let out a series of comfortable purrs from her throat, and then because of this kind of behavior like teasing a cat, unfortunately, she was hit by a small pepper Paw in shame and indignation, "...Although it seems interesting to watch my girlfriend turn into a cat, I still prefer Pepper's original appearance. What can I do to bring her back to her original form?"
"...No need to do anything, Mr. Stark. If you want to get rid of this experience of transforming into an animal, you and Miss Potts just need to sit and wait patiently for a while, because the animal biscuit takes effect only 5 minutes." Wang Qiu replied.
Sure enough, almost as soon as Wang Qiu's words fell, Little Pepper Pepper.The fluff on Pozi's body and the beard on his face began to disappear quickly, and a pair of cat paws with pads were restored to a pair of flamboyant hands. A big step forward in the direction of mankind.After a while, the cat ears on top of her head disappeared, and her whole body returned to its original state.
Watch Pepper Pepper.Potts' body recovered as before, and the anxious expression on Iron Man Tony's face suddenly eased a lot, but he still ordered his smart housekeeper program "Jarvis" to check Pepper's body scan and confirm her condition. The tissues and organs of the whole body are all normal.
"... Huh, it's okay, it seems that there are no sequelae, but you aliens really know how to play. I thought that the various masquerade parties and carnival performances on the earth were already lively enough, but I didn't expect you aliens Can still play to such a degree..."
He glanced at Wang Qiu, then leaned closer to his girlfriend, and asked in a low voice, "...how is it? My dear, do you feel any problem?"
"...It's okay, but the clothes are covered with a lot of hair, and I don't feel very comfortable, and the underpants are torn by the tail that just came out..."
Pepper Peppers.Pozzi frowned and picked up a few pieces of torn light cloth from the sofa, sighed with a wry smile, stood up and went upstairs, "...I'll go to the bedroom to change one, something from aliens It’s really hard to bear! Eh? What’s wrong with me? Woof?!!”
——Under the eyes of everyone, Miss Potts once again grew fluff all over her body, with a pair of extra ears on her head, and a big fluffy tail protruding from the inside of her skirt, dangling under her skirt as if sweeping the floor... In short , Iron Man Tony stunned to see with his own eyes, his dear girlfriend Pepper.Potts had just recovered from being a cat, and within a few minutes, he turned into a dog again!
Then, Tony turned around abruptly, and was about to ask the visitor, but Wang Qiu already knew what he wanted to say, so he simply spoke ahead of time:
"...Mr. Stark, I know what you want to ask. Don't worry, this is normal, because Miss Potts obviously ate more than one [transformation biscuit] just now. The first one took effect was the cat biscuit, and the second one took effect. It's puppy biscuits..." He said, shaking the half-empty biscuit box in his hand.
"...Uh...so...how long will she last in this special state? I mean it's completely over." Tony asked.
"...Well, each biscuit can last for 5 minutes, and then there will be a buffer time of five to 10 minutes between two transformations..."
Wang Qiu shook the half-empty biscuit box again, "...Miss Potts, how many of these biscuits did you eat just now?"
"...Huh? People don't count the amount of biscuits when they eat biscuits! About... 20 yuan? Or 30 yuan?"
Pepper who became a dog again.Miss Potts muttered uncertainly as she wheezed and stuck out her tongue.
——Wang Qiu and the others brought [transformed biscuits] this time, which are miniature, and each biscuit is about the size of a coin, so Miss Pepper Potts, who was feeling a little hungry at that time, just now Grabbed several handfuls of biscuits in a row and stuffed them directly into his mouth...
Iron Man Tony raised the amount with his hands helplessly, "... Well, since that's the case, dear Pepper, it seems that before tonight, you can only experience the feeling of a vacuum in your lower body, and you will be temporarily in touch with your inner ♂ Farewell to the trousers... Alas, you aliens are really good at playing!"
But at the next moment, his voice suddenly rose, with some kind of unusually subtle joy, "...such an interesting thing, it is really worth remembering! Don't forget it casually! Jarvis! Remember to put I took pictures of Pepper's transformation into various animals today, using the highest resolution! And made it into a moving picture effect! I want to choose the most interesting one from among them, and use it as my mobile phone background picture!"
"...Follow your orders, Mr. Stark!" The voice of the intelligent butler program sounded in the void of the room.
"...Oh! No! Poor Tony—"