565 Chapter [-]
565 Chapter [-]
Chapter 55, the dead
In the middle of the night, the town hall in Kahn
Four amateur spies of the Bajas Empire who sneaked into the city hall to steal intelligence materials found themselves in an unprecedented crisis!
well!What kind of bad luck did I have today!To be able to encounter such an unimaginable thing! ! !
If he could go back alive and tell others what happened tonight in the tavern, he would definitely be laughed at by them as a lunatic, right? !
Facing the powerful enemy in front of him, Captain Heklan raised his long sword in a cold sweat, while sighing in despair in his heart.
——A few minutes ago, when they took out the hotel with blackout oil lamps and sneaked into the city hall, everything seemed to be going well: the two-story building that served as the city hall was really empty, let alone the night watchman. Not even a watchdog.
However, just as they avoided the sight of night watchmen on the street and entered the house one after another, they had just walked into the office on the second floor, and before they had time to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find documents, the female magician in the team, Arshee, vaguely felt There is a trace of snooping traces of reconnaissance magic!
The reaction of the four of them was not slow, they were just stunned for a moment, and then rushed to the stairs and ran out together.
However, when they reached the bottom of the stairs, they were blocked by a very powerful martial arts master!
Although the opponent was unarmed, his movements were agile and weird, and his moves were even more swift and hard to defend!The most frightening thing is that this guy's attack can directly attack the internal organs through the metal armor and muscles on his body!The soft lining inside the armor is like nothing in front of such an attack!Because of lack of defense, the female magician Archie was the first to be beaten to the ground and couldn't get up, and the others were also beaten enough.
"... Tsk tsk tsk! What a bunch of vulnerable chickens! Don't you guys have anything better to fight?"
A triumphant voice invited to fight, but no one around dared to speak out, and everyone's eyes were full of fear of unknown power.
"...Trash! Cowards! You weak scumbags...give it to me!"
If there is that kind of martial arts expert who has been immersed in traditional martial arts for decades, he will definitely be able to see in an instant that this is a set of very popular Jeet Kune Do combined with cotton palms. People, no matter what era they are in, can definitely be regarded as masters of martial arts.However, compared to these unimportant things, what the amateur spies of the Bajas Empire want to say at this time is obviously another sentence:
"...Damn it! Damn it! Wake up! You are clearly a table!"
That's right, this martial arts master is an oak table, an abnormal table that has taken too much hallucinogens and gold, and feels cute!Um?Why do you say that this oak table is not normal?It's very simple, can a normal table put on a posture of a white crane spreading its wings at the top of the stairs, and give the four Bajas Empire masters who tried to rush out a violent beating in the dark?
"...Damn it! Could it be that the magicians in this place are so weird that even the table is made into a golem?"
Seeing this strong and heavy oak table keep shouting, completely blocking the only exit of the stairs on the ground floor, Captain Heklan's temples were throbbing for a moment, but he could only sigh helplessly, "... ...Forget it! Imina! Robatiku! Let's turn around!"
So, Captain Heklan carried the unconscious female magician Arshe on his back, followed by the middle-aged man Robatiku and the female elf Imina. The four retreated to the stairs again, then turned around and climbed up. Prepare to jump out of the second-floor window of City Hall before the hordes of enemies arrive.
In this dysfunctional room, however, it seemed that it wasn't just the table that had gone mad.
Just a few steps out of the stairs, they saw almost insanely that they were once again blocked by a pile of ill-intentioned chairs and cabinets on the second floor!For a while, I really couldn't advance or retreat!What's more terrible is that these chairs and cabinets covered with red tablecloths are still approaching in a neat square formation!The biggest enemy among them, a large bookcase with rough workmanship, even walked majestically and shouted:
"...Soldiers! We want no prisoners!" "... Oh!"
"...Soldiers! Let us show no mercy!" "...Oh!"
"...Soldiers! Forward! General attack!" "... oh oh oh!!!"
Accompanied by the general of the bookcase's attack command, menacing furniture rushed forward!The three Bajas Empire amateur spies who had not yet lost their combat effectiveness, although they still tried their best to resist despite being terrified, they couldn't show much skill in such a small indoor space, and they were instantly overwhelmed by the furniture army.Moreover, before they were knocked down and trampled by the furniture army, they probably didn't understand what happened in this place?
Of course, if their eyesight is sharp enough, they will be able to spot the hazy figure of a goblin hiding in the night in the corner of the ceiling.And if they have the data perspective of a gamer, then they can understand all these problems more clearly.
——On the heads of these "activated" furniture, green HP bars and names appeared: "tables that know kung fu", "chairs with paranoia", "bookcases that feel cute"...they are at this moment All turned into monsters, although the average level was only around seven or eight.
But it's a pity that the thieves who broke in couldn't even beat this kind of cute stuff, and Miss Fairy Fu Luoer expressed surprise at this.
(The elite fighters in this world are at the level of a dozen or so, and they can probably beat two or three chairs.)
——This is one of the unique signature skills of the goblin troublemaker, "Item Chaos", the main function is to temporarily turn a non-living object into a monster and give it virtual life, so as to interrupt the enemy's moves , and even the effect of directly sealing the enemy.
In small-scale PK battles, this is obviously a very disgusting skill. Just imagine, when you are beaten to the point where there is only a trace of blood left by your opponent, so you take out a red bottle of healing potion and prepare to take a mouthful of blood, The small medicine bottle in your hand suddenly said "the world is big and I want to see it", and then jumped out of your hand and ran towards the sunset... What a scene of collapse that makes people want to cry without tears! ! !
Of course, the goblin players who can use this skill on so many cumbersome furniture at the same time must reach a very high level and experience value.Even if you are not a full-level player, you must at least have a seventy or eighty level.At present, apart from a few Comrade Goldfinger who opened cheating devices in Kahn Village, the rookie goblin players scattered in other corners of the mainland do not have such skills for the time being. Little gadgets like pens, just dance in circles with your own singing.
Therefore, in the absence of targeted precautions, the four amateur spies of the Bajas Empire were held down and beaten to death.
In short, when the tabby cat Wang Qiu and the devil gentleman Demiurge walked out of the underground meeting room, all the fighting was over.The four Bajas Empire amateur spies were all lying on the floor with bruises and bruises, and their personnel were unknown.And the furniture that made great contributions also ended their short and amusing false life, and once again resumed the normal posture of dead objects, piled up in a mess.
So, Demiurge sighed slightly regretfully, but immediately showed a happy smile.
"...Ms. Succubus! Look, isn't there a new test product for breeding and hybridization? It happens to be two men and two women!"
Pointing to the four unlucky ones on the ground, he said to Ms. Succubus, "...After the interrogation, let's use them to interbreed with demihumans!"
——Through the deadly behavior of breaking into the city hall at night, the four "black workers" of the Bajas Empire have lived a life of fucking sows and minotaurs every day, or being fucked by various monsters on their bodies, giving birth to For example, the sexual life of various "hybrid monsters" such as "two-legged sheep"...has made great contributions to breaking the limitation of reproductive isolation of species and inducing the birth of new species. ...
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Then, on the second day after Miss Arshey and others were sent to breed with goblins, another group of dead people who didn't know about it also visited the city hall in Kahn Town. The two-story building, and was furious at the poor hospitality of the host:
"...How long do we have to wait? Is there anyone who neglected the royal envoy? Call that guy named Ainz!"
In the helpless eyes of Captain Gazef, Li.The canonized envoy of the Kingdom of Yestiger, Baron Alziru, scolded so arrogantly.
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