novelsite Chapter 1489: Crazy World
Chapter 1489: Crazy World
Chapter 1489: Crazy World
Inside the luxurious hall of the Xinghai Ark, Mo Xi was gently trying to persuade the distraught Haidao.
The three-meter-tall burly guy Haidao squatted on the golden steps, his cheeks supported by his two big hands like palm-leaf fans and his eyes were dull. It was obvious that he had not yet calmed down from the world he had just experienced.
Rebecca squatted beside him, tilted her head, and curiously poked Kaido's calf with the metal gun barrel.
His mouth was dry from talking, and Moshi took two steps back helplessly, shaking his head gently at Heather.
"Oh my god, what happened to Haidao?" Rebecca asked Moshi in the coquettish voice of the sweet girls in Hong Kong dramas.
"He suffered a huge shock in the mission world, and his brain hasn't recovered for a while. Alas, poor Kaido, I don't know what kind of torture he suffered in the mission world. He, who has always been so mentally strong, actually showed such an expression." Mo Xi stroked his face with one hand, looking heartbroken.
Nemo, who was standing next to him, put down his bottle of wine and grinned, "Wow, even Brother Kaidao was hit so hard. It seems that it is the right choice for me to stay with the boss."
Just then, footsteps were heard in the corridor outside the Golden Hall.
Suzhan, wearing a black windbreaker, strode into the hall and looked at the magnificent palace with admiration: "It is a perfect residence, my lord."
"Oh, Suzan, you're back just in time, come and help us persuade Kaido."
Heather looked like she had seen a savior: "This guy has become depressed after being tortured by the mission world."
Suzhan raised his eyebrows slightly: "Kaidao has always been straightforward and never leaves stress until the next day. How can he be depressed? What world did he go to?"
Hearing the hint of gloating in Suzan's words, Kaido's drooping eyelids slightly lifted: "...What world did you go to?"
"In "Queen's Sword", there is only one B-level and one C-level mission." This low-level world is no different from a vacation for Su Zhan.
When Heather heard the name of this world, he immediately glanced at Suzhan. He remembered that the protagonist of Queen's Sword was called Sonya, a beautiful red-haired girl. Tsk, Suzhan is addicted to red hair again.
The corners of Haidao's mouth twitched twice, and he rubbed his unshaven face with his two big hands slowly, saying sadly: "What a beautiful world you went to, you don't have to worry about anything and there are beautiful women... Do you know what world I went to?"
The other weapons men really had no idea where Haidao had gone, and they looked at Heather at the same time. The latter mouthed the words "Love in the Courtyard" to them.
For a moment, even Moshi looked at Kaido with sympathy.
Love in Courtyard is a terrifying place full of villains.
Kaido covered his face with his hands, his voice trembling, as if he was recalling the most terrifying thing in his life:
"What kind of a world is that? As soon as I entered, the organizer warned me that I would be forced to leave if my identity was exposed. Then he gave me a promise that if I lived in the courtyard at No. 95 Nanluoguxiang where the protagonist was for 1000 days, I would receive an S-level mission reward.
In order to fit the atmosphere of that time period, I not only broke off my two horns, but also used my life to shrink to two meters in height, and then... then I was sent to the courtyard at No. 95 Nanluoguxiang as a vagrant without identity documents.
What a sin, what a sin... I had originally thought that I could live quietly for more than two years, but I didn't expect that there would be so many monsters and demons hiding in that place!"
Monsters and ghosts? Heather only knew that Heather went to the world of Love in the Courtyard, but she didn't see the details.
He quickly called everyone over and projected Haidao's past experiences onto the wall of the Golden Palace.
Then they were all stunned.
Can this thing really be considered as the love story in Siheyuan?
In the picture, Kaidao, wearing a patched navy blue coarse cloth coat, was hiding in the window of a small shabby house in the corner of the courtyard, secretly looking out.
In the yard, a group of people were arguing loudly with each other.
The short and fat old lady Jia Zhang stood in the middle of the yard with her hands on her hips, cursing the protagonist Sha Zhu for being unwilling to give money to help their Jia family. Jia Geng, the eldest grandson of the Jia family, was crying loudly beside her.
Not far away, the curvy and beautiful heroine Qin Huairu, with red eyes, continued to help her mother-in-law, Jia Zhang.
Yi Zhonghai, an old man with a crew cut and a square face, also chimed in, scolding Sha Zhu for being disrespectful to the elderly, which was a heinous crime.
The fat and strong second uncle Liu Haizhong was watching the show happily on the side, surrounded by his three sons.
The poor-looking third uncle Yan Fugui hunched over and looked at the two warring parties with a sly look in his eyes.
Xu Damao, Sha Zhu's lifelong enemy, kept cheering for Jia Zhang in the crowd.
The protagonist Sha Zhu was sweating profusely as he dealt with everyone.
Seeing this, everything is still under control, and this is how most things are played out on TV.
But soon, Kaido's expression in the picture changed and he looked terrified.
Maybe it was because Jia Zhang's mouth was so smelly that she touched Sha Zhu's sore spot.
Suddenly, Sha Zhu's eyebrows turned upside down, and his body was surrounded by the ribbon of Ren Wang formed by the smoke from the kitchen stove. His muscles bulged and he took a Ren Wang stance and rushed forward and slapped Jia Zhang to the ground.
With this palm, the wind and clouds changed color! Dark clouds immediately rolled over the courtyard, like a raging sea.
Fourth gear! Stupid!
This palm strike was powerful enough to overturn mountains and seas, but it only left a slap mark on Jia Zhang's fat face.
There was not even a drop of blood at the corner of Jia Zhang's mouth. She threw herself on the ground and rolled over desperately, crying, "Old Jia! Please come back soon. Sha Zhu is bullying us, an orphan and a widow! He is not a human being!"
As he shouted, the dark clouds that were originally swirling above the courtyard turned into a huge vortex, and then a black light fell from the center of the vortex.
This was a gigantic zombie skeleton, with rotten skin stuck to its skull and bloodshot eyeballs in its eye sockets spinning a few circles before heading towards the stupid pillar below.
The skeleton's wings spread out behind it, protecting Jia Zhang. Jia Zhang wiped the corner of her mouth, her body automatically floated up, and she looked at Sha Zhu coldly: "Sha Zhu, you are so brave!"
The great necromancer, Jia Zhang!
"Mom, Shazhu didn't mean it, so please stop bothering him. Shazhu, apologize to my mom." Buddha's light shone, and white lotuses fell from the sky. Qin Huairu was seen wearing white gauze like a Bodhisattva. He raised his left hand to make a Dharma seal, and held a ceramic jar in his right hand as if it were a jade bottle. He sat cross-legged on the lotus throne with a solemn look.
White Lotus Bodhisattva, Qin Huairu!
"Silly Zhu! How dare you hit my grandma! I'll fight you!"
Jia Geng rushed towards Sha Zhu howling, but was slapped into the ground by Sha Zhu. Huge cracks suddenly appeared on the ground of the entire courtyard. An ordinary person would have been beaten into a pulp by this slap.
But Bang Geng climbed out of the deep pit unscathed, completely unafraid of Sha Zhu's powerful force.
Bang Geng suddenly transformed into a huge monster with the body of a human-beast and a crocodile. He was ten meters long, and his size was growing every moment. He glared at Sha Zhu with an extremely ferocious look.
Immortal evil lizard, great joke!
"Stop it all! Do you still see me as your boss?"
The golden Buddha Light Pagoda descended from the sky to suppress all evil. The old man put his hands behind his back, his face full of righteousness, and his body was shining with golden light.
As if stimulated by the Buddha's light from the eldest uncle, the second uncle Liu Haizhong directly transformed into Bo Gang. He used his big claws to lash out, whipping his three sons so hard that they spun in circles like tops.
The Third Uncle's hands were not only long but also had many joints. He took advantage of the constant fighting to reach into the battlefield to get some benefits, muttering to himself: "If you don't have enough food and clothing, you will be poor if you don't plan well... Come on! Give it to me!"
What about Shazhu's spatula, Banggeng's blank exercise book, a grandfather's postal remittance slip, Jia Zhang's XXXXL shorts... one treasure after another was stolen by him.
Looking at the monsters on the screen, Heather looked as if her worldview had been greatly impacted. After a long while, she breathed a sigh of relief and patted Kaidao on the shoulder: "Kaidao, it's really hard for you to live in such a place for more than two years."
Just when everyone was discussing which magical version of the world this Love in Courtyard was, footsteps were heard outside the corridor.
The Skeleton Knight Garcelik has returned.
PS: I decided to put it in the interlude after thinking about it. The outline of the next volume has not been completed yet, so let me write another interlude